Swimwear
I've never been a particularily big fan of water. But as i'm embarking on a nice sunny tropical holiday to Fiji I figured that I needed appropriate clothing.
Now i'm not particularily a big fan of swimwear...mostly because I dont like to swim and the idea of baking in the sun has never really appealed to me. Mainly because I feel rather vulnerable and exposed wearing some tatty piece of lycra. It used to be ok... one piece swim suits where actually made to worn by everyday girls not just people doing laps and 40 year old women. Now a days... NO ONE is producing one piece swimsuits...WTF IS WRONG WITH DESIGNERS. Sure you invented boardshorts for women and the singlet... but jebus.
I really shouldn't complain because I have a pretty good figure considering the absolute nil amount of exercise I do, but by god... spend winter out of the sun and try on a ity bity bikini and I will guarentee you will notice every tiny imprefection in your damned body. But they are soo damned flimsy...which I suppose is the beauty of there design.
So... after being left with nil options I had to get a bikini...
I would like to state now that Boardshorts and speedo's really do not equivalate to the same eyecandy appeal as bikini's appear to.
Now i'm not particularily a big fan of swimwear...mostly because I dont like to swim and the idea of baking in the sun has never really appealed to me. Mainly because I feel rather vulnerable and exposed wearing some tatty piece of lycra. It used to be ok... one piece swim suits where actually made to worn by everyday girls not just people doing laps and 40 year old women. Now a days... NO ONE is producing one piece swimsuits...WTF IS WRONG WITH DESIGNERS. Sure you invented boardshorts for women and the singlet... but jebus.
I really shouldn't complain because I have a pretty good figure considering the absolute nil amount of exercise I do, but by god... spend winter out of the sun and try on a ity bity bikini and I will guarentee you will notice every tiny imprefection in your damned body. But they are soo damned flimsy...which I suppose is the beauty of there design.
So... after being left with nil options I had to get a bikini...
I would like to state now that Boardshorts and speedo's really do not equivalate to the same eyecandy appeal as bikini's appear to.
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this is not about just any girl in a bikini here, this is LES We're talking about.
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i fogive you my child, go and sin no moreShroomygirl wrote:oh forgive my mighty goat of aura...LES, congrats on having all these guys noticing you...
*pets goat*
so yeah, swimwear. Um.. i'm a guy. Baggy board shorts work fine for me.
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