I made a discovery

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:56 am

Ok, it's kinda in the 'advice' family, but i didn't feel it was serious enough to earn a spot in that forum.

Basicly i've made a discovery today based on how i spend my money. First thing i did was get in my car and drive. Natrually this means i listened to music, namely Lacuna Coil, one of the few bands that i can honestly say i own all of their albums (even if it is only 3) My main attraction besides the kick ass music would be the lead singer, a gorgeous woman named Cristina Scabbia.

Second thing i did was go to the mall, trade in a bunch of shit, buy the first RE movie and put some money down on DOA Ultimate (counting down the days bitch, YEAH)

Lastly, I rolled into the theater and watched the new RE movie.

Now what does this say about me?

I like women who can kick my ass. Seriously, Think about this one. That Lacuna Coil chick? gothic as hell. Whips and chains and that sort of thing. Definatly looks like one for pain. DOA? do i even need to explain this one? it's FULL of gorgeous women that could (if they were real) hand me an ass whoopin before i could twitch. And not one, but TWO RE movies? i've already mentioned my Milla Jovovich obsession in another topic, and she kicks a HELL of a lot of ass in the new one. There's also the fact tha i must have watched that clip of Valentine in Code Veronica (although i didn't know she was in this movie) about a million times. I dunno, it just seems like I've got this fascination with ass kicking chicks.

Sooooo, here's the kicker, what does that say about me? I like to be dominated? I'd rather have someone else be in charge of me? Keep in mind that i've never dated a chick that could kick my ass, but then again i've never met on that looked as good as any of the previously mentioned girls (probably 'cause they don't exist)

anyway, shoot.

Morbid Angel · Post by **Morbid Angel** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:00 am

I like guys that liked being whipped.

Oh yeah...Lacuna Coil is on the RE: Apocolypse soundtrack.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:06 am

no shit... well dosn't that just add more fuel to my argument.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:08 am

I think i see what youre getting at. I dont think its so much that they could kick my ass that i like (even tho they probably could) but its probably more to do with then NOT playing being the distressed damsel.

I hate that.

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:21 am

eh... I don't care for the damsail in distress... but the ass kicking doesn't appeal to me much either... infact... it's annoying as well when it involes a horrible plot and super human abilities

*cough*buffy the vampire slayer*cough*

*cough*dark angle*cough*

BradleySmith · Post by **BradleySmith** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:25 am

Masteroftheweb wrote:eh... I don't care for the damsail in distress... but the ass kicking doesn't appeal to me much either... infact... it's annoying as well when it involes a horrible plot and super human abilities

*cough*buffy the vampire slayer*cough*

*cough*dark angle*cough*

dark angEL had a great plot: Jessica Alba wears tight clothing and kicks ass.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:13 am

ok see i didn't mentoin that because, as a rule, any of those WB super teen shows suck more ass then a bad porno.

but seriously, i've seen Milla in movies before, she was hot in 5th element, hot in the other RE movie, but when she started beating the shit out of people, she instantly unbelieveably hot.

I seriously think weapons make chicks hotter.

Post by **Chewi** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:26 am

Becky could very seriously kick my ass. I didn't think I'd like that... but I do.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:29 am

the neighbours dog could kick ur ass james,whats your point? B) (hehe he's gone,tis free to use)

Post by **Melana** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:14 pm

Hahaha that's why we have so much fun isn't it Ben?

lol

I agree with Johnny in that it's not so much the ass kickageness as it is the competancy to be there own independant woman.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:10 pm

And i agree, i want someone who dosn't try to change themself to make me like them, but on the other hand, my last relationship fell appart because the chick tried to take controll of my life. I'm not really a fan of that, but at the same time i like a girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind, tell me her ideas, that sort of thing. So yeah, a girl with some independance is nice.

And you gotta admit, there's something damn sexy about a chick with a weapon

hmm.. you did mention you like knives...

you free for dinner?

Post by **Chewi** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:12 pm

Bobby wants to kick my ass. He has never managed to do so though. That bastard barks at everything.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:09 am

you named your dog bobby...

what the hell kind of name is that for a dog?

unless it's one of those midget ones, like a chiwawa or a pug...

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:23 am

maybe its to do with british cops.

Post by **Chewi** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:27 am

He's not my dog. I'm allergic to most animals. He's two doors down.