Those wonderful childhood memories

TheSadKid · Post by **TheSadKid** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:38 pm

I did the average shit as a kid to my toys, the when i got old i got a more refined taste. Now i use explosives and drive them with a gold club.

Narren7 · Post by **Narren7** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:49 pm

I did'nt have many toys actually mostly books.
I had a bunch of My lil Ponies though.
I actually played outside with the doubles I had that my granma had found at a yard sell.
I ripped their heads off and took out thier tails.
filled them up with mudd and water and shaked it up real good.
made a awesome torture device against my prissy whore cousin.

I hated her she was always walking around in lil frilly dresses carrying barbies and dolls talking about how her daddy and mommy was right saying my family was trash all the time and I was reject trash and ulgy (my uncle can you feel the love here ppl?!)
Used to piss me off so much cause she'd wave a never ending stream of new toys under my nose and brag when her daddy was barrowing money from MY parents.

So I was abusive to HER toys.

I used a hand saw on her barbie dream house, I blew up her fav barbie with a few m80's, I ripped her fav cabbage patch kids head off by flipping her bike upside down and cranking the pedals till the back wheel was spinning as fast as it could then jamming it's head into her bikes spokes that also broke her bike btw XD
Oh and she was also the one I made my ponies Shit on XD

I also put a different cousins hot wheels on the train tracks
I really did'nt like him ^^'

My fav toys was the trees, sticks, rocks, and DIRT! lmmfao.
I had a tonka truck my other uncle found at the dump but it was okay condition.
I dug my granma a drainage ditch with it lmmfao
Tilled up ground in the garden and my granmas flower beds with it too.
That thing was pretty damn handy now that I think about it.

berwick upon tweed · Post by **berwick upon tweed** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:33 pm

i remember removing a barbie from the microwave oven my sister had put it in.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:25 pm

heh, i remember my brother and i used to break into my sisters room when she was playing with barbies and use our ninja turtles to kill all her toys. it really pissed her off.

berwick upon tweed · Post by **berwick upon tweed** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:26 pm

Hmmmm... Ben's sister...

*remembers*

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:40 pm

wanna get beat with a stick?

berwick upon tweed · Post by **berwick upon tweed** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:54 pm

who's performing the beating? you or *tries to remember your sister's name... i'm sure i can remember...*?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:43 am

i was a scary little girl... i never really liked dolls like everyone else, so when i get them i used to cut them up... then i sold the one i had left when i turned 9 or 10. that was weird. but i used to love toy cars o.O they were fun to smash and drop from 3 story windows.

I once gave my aunts rat a barbie head. bad idea.

adok · Post by **adok** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:59 am

throwing rocks onto matchbox cars was the only thing i did to destroy toys. my favorite toys were ghostbusters i had loads everything from all the figures and cars to the overalls and proton pack and trap. they dont fit anymore. one of my freinds was mad into dinosours. i remeber she got one that had a parachute (dont ask why) and when the chute was out there was a little pouch on its back we put her pet hamster in it and threw it of a second storey landing it was funny the hamster lived.