Aura's Own Porn Star

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:25 am

that must hurt his bitch.....or rather bitches.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:14 am

MoosetheHellhound wrote:Yep, and his penis is 7 feet long or something.

that's not even possible...

Akrid · Post by **Akrid** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:16 am

I think more like 14-17 inches....makes me feel ashamed to call myself a man

Shroomygirl · Post by **Shroomygirl** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:19 am

guys...Morbid Angel has six and Tux has four...they are in the lead...and I am sorry i forgot people on the list...but it was a spur of the moment thing....please forgive me...

it's not size that counts its how you use it

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:16 am

I knew that ron was well known, but i had no idea it was for that.
I just figured it was becuase he seems to give off the average guy persona...and yet he's living the dream.

BradleySmith · Post by **BradleySmith** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:27 am

Shroomygirl wrote:it's not size that counts its how you use it

that may be true to some extent, but a using something bigger would still be better, just look at for example...guns.

Spider Jerusalem · Post by **Spider Jerusalem** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:56 am

I don't know whether to be jealous or honored that my GF's leading. XD

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:13 am

ah shit... looks like we have another lief's girl

Shroomygirl · Post by **Shroomygirl** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:11 am

wow Morbid is winning...and she hasn't even posted once in thie thread...lmao

Massacre · Post by **Massacre** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:43 pm

what ever happened to jailbait?

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:38 pm

Does anybody else think that Ron Jeremy and Mario are the same guy?

Akrid · Post by **Akrid** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:07 pm

That's a very disturbing thought, I Don't think I'll ever play any game with Mario and see it the same way again, thanks alot punk

come to think of it I have a Mario Bros. 3 remix called "porno groove" O.o

Morbid Angel · Post by **Morbid Angel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:44 pm

kaos wrote:Does anybody else think that Ron Jeremy and Mario are the same guy?

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:52 pm

holy shit!

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:53 pm

gah.. that did it. I don't think i can ever play a mario game again.