Ok ... Let Me Hear Them

EchoPark · Post by **EchoPark** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:07 pm

Ok girls and boys, let me here ur chat up lines? I just heard a real beauty from a friend, she was the victim of it lol. Make us all laugh and maybe I will find some new ones to add to my list lol. And another question ... do they work?

Heres a small list of mine .... I dont use them or anything I just like giving them out to ppl.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Post by **Chewi** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:50 pm

Oh dear.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:05 pm

that works fo you jim?
I'll have to try that some time.

Do i say it ina sexy voice?

like "OOOH dear?"
*wink*

like that?

Post by **Chewi** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:21 pm

Heheh. I knew someone would say that.

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:33 pm

well come on it worked on me lol!

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:40 pm

the sad thing is... I know people out there really use pick up line...

Maverick512000 · Post by **Maverick512000** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:43 pm

Masteroftheweb wrote:the sad thing is... I know people out there really use pick up line...

No the sad thing is some of those damn things have most likely worked.

Evil Matt · Post by **Evil Matt** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:45 pm

Are those space pants?

Vandire · Post by **Vandire** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:59 pm

me + alcymahol results in the following

I dont need porn, i got you!!

never a good sign that

adok · Post by **adok** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:04 pm

"i aint fred flinstone but ill make the bedrock"

thats an old one my personal favorite is the following

"it could be worse ,I could be dave"

hahahahahahahaha

Vandire · Post by **Vandire** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:50 pm

all through high school i put up with that, hehehe, but yeah *beats alan up with a stick*

Darkside · Post by **Darkside** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:58 am

My cousin told me this one. Said a friend of his tried it on this girl.(that this guy is friends with...confused yet?)

So hows Pizza and Sex sound?

something like that...

The girl just laughed at him cuz there best friends and shit.

EchoPark · Post by **EchoPark** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:09 am

Yea I know that one if it worked like it should the girl should of answered "no" and the dude was suppose to say "No ... u dont like Pizza?"

Post by **Shane** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:19 am

I do not have any. =/

Vandire · Post by **Vandire** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:26 am

just be yourself, all ya need