Classroom Antics

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:25 pm

ah, i did a few stupid things too

i used to put chalk in the erasers so when the teacher tried to erase something it would scribble chalk all over the board instead

took a dump in a urnal once, there was money involved in that though

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:24 pm

Well… I tired choking a kid in 4th grade… and I made an idle threat in 7th… but once I got to high school, I calmed down majorly

My mother and the vice-principle were on a first name bases when I was a kid. in highschool, I never really did anything note worthy.

I got detention once, and it was for something stupid can’t remember now… and one time, I had a sub in orchestra… she pissed me the fuck off so I walked out of class. But I went to the office and told them I walked out… my vice-principle just told me to wait in the office till the period was over.

I pretty much just played on computers most of highschool. I would get my work done and get on computer. And class that didn’t have a computer, I slept.

I guess my grades would have been a hell of a lot better if I did homework. And there were classes that I would barely pass and I had to make an effort ot pace… those my effort was rarely enough *cough*English*cough*. But yeah… that’s pretty much how my highschool years went...

Barbie wouldn’t even let me fondle her in school… so I can’t even claim something like that.

I always wore my trench coat though… that’s something everyone would make note of… I latterly had a chick come up to me and ask me if I was going to kill her… it was funny… I replied no… to which she responded “oh… ok… well I’m going to be nice to you so you don’t shoot me”

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:51 pm

I wore a trench coat in school too.

the just called me batman.

but this was long before trenchcoats got a bad rap.

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:44 pm

it was funny, one time Iw as walking around at lunch break, and my ID had apparently fallen off... some lady followed me around and confronted me itneh court yard about my ID, I said it's right here, and it was gone... so I told her it was gone aparently. she then escorted me tot eh vice princable and reported my lost ID. my vp siad that I should retrace my steps to find it... but the best part is, the lady was using it as an excuse to find out if I was allowed to wear the trench coat, my vp knows the way I am and she just gave her this... "it's william" sorta answer.

never seen that lady again, nor before... It hink she was some sorta guess... found my ID though, it broke off at the lunch table.

which reminds me.. you knwo hwo the teachers aren't suppose to lable there students and shit... one of the other VPs in the school labled me "trenchcoat"

I wanted to bitchslap him for that.

Nosferatu · Post by **Nosferatu** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:44 pm

heh, i throw out death threats like candy... with death threats printed on the labels. i've actually used the chain on my wallet as a weapon, either spinning it and hitting people with it, or just choking them, and i've tried stabbing people too. teachers either don't know about it or don't care.

Morbid Angel · Post by **Morbid Angel** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:02 pm

Oh yeah, I got a detention once for not going to homeroom before an assembly. And another for having my work ID on with my school ID.

Oh noes. Considering all the times I've left school early, and missed classes, that's what I get detention for.

St.Lucifer · Post by **St.Lucifer** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:19 pm

emm...obnoxious...arogant...egocentric...padantic...big headed...big mouth...self opinionated
bout sums me up
and the main reasons i got into so many arguments and bitchin sesions with my teachers
usually won or proved them rong

St.Lucifer · Post by **St.Lucifer** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:32 pm

Melana wrote:At school I was the little miss goody two shoes.

*smells bullshit*

Post by **Shane** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:48 am

nah, I dont do anything really 'bad'. I just dont do anything 'good' either. I just go to school, sit down in my desk, and do nothing.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:35 am

i did a few more crazy things but i don't remember any of them

but being ADHD as a kid never won any awards, especially before it was a diagnosed disorder.

then again i would have hated to be on drugs as a kid, i appreciate them much more now that i'm older.

Drayton · Post by **Drayton** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:02 am

B) I broke the glass on a vending machine with another kids body because we were fighting. Then got a ticket for it which sucks because he scratch me like a girl and right when I was about to really start kicking his ass an army sergant and two vice-principles grab. Then because I wouldnt calm down and kept trying to attack the kick the Segrant put me in a sleeper while the vp held me. So when I started passing out I finally gave up.

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:55 pm

I remember that

it was funny cause sarg and the VPs were so damn large.. it took the sarg and Mr. Alaxander, may he rest in peace, to hold you back, while the other got that other guy.

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:29 pm

I didn't make threats that much at school. I made death promises though (which were the only ones I managed to keep). I remember one time I got so fed up with this bitch making fun of me and pulling my hair at every given oppurtunity. Her face was really pretty, and she knew it! So when school had finished for the weekend, and she was at the staff car park with her mates I grabbed her hair and bashed her face into one of the car's 130 times (I remember how many times because I cvounted it, and everytime I see the 130 bus it makes me chuckle). I was bullied l;eft, right and centre at school and I hated it having to endure taunts because I was different and something that wasn't expected.

People thought I was arrogant because I changed my ways at year 9 to be somebody I wanted to be, not what they wanted to be. I hated non uniform days because I gopt teased for wearing the sort of clothes like I did. But I feel really comfertable wearing baggy jeans and a ripped t-shirt. Or a "drab" dress.

The person who I used to be was a scally.

St.Lucifer · Post by **St.Lucifer** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:22 pm

Squirrel wrote: I grabbed her hair and bashed her face into one of the car's 130 times (I remember how many times because I cvounted it, and everytime I see the 130 bus it makes me chuckle).

im scared of u now

Squirrel · Post by **Squirrel** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:50 pm

oh come on I had a purpose!