Favorite Movie Quotes

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:28 am

4 years?
dude. you mean in 4 years you havent found atleast one new movie quote you liked?

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:44 am

if I wanted too I coudl add knew ones... but it's so much easier (lazier) to just copy and paste ones from an old site

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:02 pm

Drill Sargent: How tall are you private

Private: Sir five foot nine Sir

Drill Sargent: Five foot nine? i didn't know they stacked shit that high. Are you trying to hide an inch on me?

Private: Sir no sir

Drill Sargent: Bullshit, it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress. Where the hell are you from anyway private?

Private: Sir Texas sir

Drill Sargent: Holy dogshit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Private: Sir no sir

Drill Sargent: Are you a peeter puffer?

Private: Sir no sir

Drill Sargent: I'll bet you're the kinda person that would fuck somebody in the ass and not even have the god-damn common courtesy to give him a reacharound... (turns to another private) Do you suck dicks?

Priavate Sir no sir

Drill Sargent: Bullshit I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

- Full Metal Jacket

There's tons more, if you go on a p2p just search for the mp3 Full metal jacket and look for the one that has 'drill sargent' in the title, trust me it's worth it.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:36 pm

I got the movie.

Post by **Mik** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:44 pm

'your one ugly motherfucker' AVP that women who will never act again.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:55 pm

yeah the drill sargent is the funniest part of full metal jacket,the rest is just fucking cool

"Hey,when this is all over you say Oooo what a lovely tea party"-some gay attendant at miramax-jay and silent bob

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:11 pm

Girl Next Door

"I swear to god if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! fuck her for me man! fuck her for me!"

Boondock Saints

Rocco: We could kill EVERYONE
brother 1: What do you think?
brother 2: I'm strangely comfortable with it

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:27 pm

What is this 'boondock saints' everybody keeps quoting? sounds like a decent movie, i'm suprised i never heard of it...

uh...

Drill Sargent: I appreciate your honesty. Hell i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

- Full Metal Jacket again

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:41 pm

Full metal jacket

Drill guy:im gonna rip your balls off,so you cannot ingerminate the rest of the world

more here

damn,goats is a classic

Wulf · Post by **Wulf** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:03 am

do or do not.. there is not try...

Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back

Renzoukuken · Post by **Renzoukuken** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:11 pm

Yippy Kai A Mother Fucker , Dont know how to spell it but its from Die Hard