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"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." - Heather Chandler
"Heather says real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." - Veronica
"Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads" - Veronica
"This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress." - JD
All from the movie "Heathers".
"Heather says real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." - Veronica
"Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads" - Veronica
"This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress." - JD
All from the movie "Heathers".
" 'You sure you can handle this?'
'I'll try my best.'
'Losers always whine about their 'best.' Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.'
'Clara was the prom queen.'
'Really?'
'Yea.' "
- The Rock
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" 'My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden SNAP the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
'Well, did he cum, or what?'
'Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public. ' "
- Mallrats
'I'll try my best.'
'Losers always whine about their 'best.' Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.'
'Clara was the prom queen.'
'Really?'
'Yea.' "
- The Rock
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" 'My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden SNAP the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
'Well, did he cum, or what?'
'Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public. ' "
- Mallrats
B) Today's post consist of quotes from Reservoir Dogs. Now there are so many good quotes I had to stop myself, but i know so much about movies I will have so many posts in here.
"Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're Mr.White, you have a cool sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?" Mr. Pink
"You're acting like a first year fucking thief, I'm acting like a professional." Mr. Pink
Mr. Blonde : Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White : What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde : Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. Blue : Our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink : She was okay, but she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue : What's something special? Take you out back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie : I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Nice Guy Eddie : If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it fucking so!
Nice Guy Eddie : Okay, first things fuckin' last!
Nice Guy Eddie : We got places all over the place
Mr. Blonde : Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde : You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.
"Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're Mr.White, you have a cool sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?" Mr. Pink
"You're acting like a first year fucking thief, I'm acting like a professional." Mr. Pink
Mr. Blonde : Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White : What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde : Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. Blue : Our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink : She was okay, but she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue : What's something special? Take you out back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie : I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Nice Guy Eddie : If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it fucking so!
Nice Guy Eddie : Okay, first things fuckin' last!
Nice Guy Eddie : We got places all over the place
Mr. Blonde : Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde : You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.
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american pie, what can i say, a decent movie
Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!
Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
Jim: She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
Michelle: And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
Jim: [Choking on his beer.] Excuse me?
Michelle: What, you don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed! So, are we gonna screw soon? 'Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.
Bad boys
Mike: "You know, I'm so sick of this bullshit! Am I supposed to apologize for my family leaving me money? All I ever wanted to do was be a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first one there, and the last one to leave, so you know what, fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck everybody that's got a problem with Mike Lowery.
Marcus: "I love you, man.""
Mike: "Fuck you!"
Marcus: "I do."
Mike: "Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch!"
Marcus: "Why I gotta be all that? Tell you what, I'll drive off this fuckin cliff if you keep fuckin with me. Then it'll be two bitches in the sea. My wife knows I'm no bitch. I'm a bad boy!"
Hackers
Kate Libby: "I hope you don't screw like you type."
The Plague: "There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring."
Kate Libby: "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Phantom Phreak: "So, uh, what's your interest in Kate Libby, eh? Academic? Purely sexual?"
Dade Murphy: "Homicidal."
Idle hands
Mick: We were staring down this big tunnel of white light.
Pnub: And there were all these chicks' voices saying, "Come to us, come towards the light."
Mick: And there was this really uncool music, like Enya or something!
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: We figured fuck it, I mean it was really far!
classic
Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!
Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
Jim: She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
Michelle: And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
Jim: [Choking on his beer.] Excuse me?
Michelle: What, you don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed! So, are we gonna screw soon? 'Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.
Bad boys
Mike: "You know, I'm so sick of this bullshit! Am I supposed to apologize for my family leaving me money? All I ever wanted to do was be a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first one there, and the last one to leave, so you know what, fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck everybody that's got a problem with Mike Lowery.
Marcus: "I love you, man.""
Mike: "Fuck you!"
Marcus: "I do."
Mike: "Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch!"
Marcus: "Why I gotta be all that? Tell you what, I'll drive off this fuckin cliff if you keep fuckin with me. Then it'll be two bitches in the sea. My wife knows I'm no bitch. I'm a bad boy!"
Hackers
Kate Libby: "I hope you don't screw like you type."
The Plague: "There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring."
Kate Libby: "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Phantom Phreak: "So, uh, what's your interest in Kate Libby, eh? Academic? Purely sexual?"
Dade Murphy: "Homicidal."
Idle hands
Mick: We were staring down this big tunnel of white light.
Pnub: And there were all these chicks' voices saying, "Come to us, come towards the light."
Mick: And there was this really uncool music, like Enya or something!
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: We figured fuck it, I mean it was really far!
classic
B) Today's post consist of quotes from The Boondock Saints. Paul Smecker is play by Willem Dafoe, Conner MaManus by Sean Patrick Flanery, and Murphy MacManus by Norman Reedus. The other actors you would never know if you dont know the other three.
Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
Rocco: Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!
Paul Smecker: Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?
Conner MacManus: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter! Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?
Murphy MacManus: You and your fucking rope.
Monsignor: We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men. Conner MacManus: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. Murphy MacManus: Aye.
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. Doc: What? Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right? Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
[A Russian gangster comes into the bar] Murphy MacManus: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
Paul Smecker: Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.
[After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
Paul Smecker: That's all we need: some sensational story making these boys out to be superheroes triumphing over evil.
Il Duce: And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed.
Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. Taking all the fun out of the job.
Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
[After finding a suitcase full of cash with the dead mobsters] Murphy MacManus: The hits just keep on coming. I love our new job.
Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!
Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring cosure to our relationship!
[After Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop] Murphy MacManus: Kind of liberating, isn't it? Rocco: You know, it is a bit.
Paul Smecker: Greenly, the day I want the Boston police to do my thinking for me is the day I will have a fucking tag on my toe.
Yakavetta: He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it.
Rocco: This guy takes out a whole family -- wife, kids -- like he's ordering fucking pizza.
Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
Murphy MacManus: There are many forms of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the boundaries into true corruption, into our domain.
Murphy MacManus: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Conner MacManus: How far are we going to take this? Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?
Conner MacManus: It's the real deal, Roc. Evil men, dead men.
[After Rocco fondles an unconscious woman's breast] Conner MacManus: What the fuck are you doing? Rocco: I'll tip her!
Murphy MacManus: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open. Conner MacManus: That was nicely put.
Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.
Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
[After Rocco gets his finger shot off] Rocco: Feels like it's still there. Conner MacManus: Yeah, well it's not.
Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!
Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
Rocco: Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!
Paul Smecker: Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?
Conner MacManus: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter! Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?
Murphy MacManus: You and your fucking rope.
Monsignor: We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men. Conner MacManus: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. Murphy MacManus: Aye.
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. Doc: What? Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right? Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
[A Russian gangster comes into the bar] Murphy MacManus: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
Paul Smecker: Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.
[After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
Paul Smecker: That's all we need: some sensational story making these boys out to be superheroes triumphing over evil.
Il Duce: And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed.
Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. Taking all the fun out of the job.
Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
[After finding a suitcase full of cash with the dead mobsters] Murphy MacManus: The hits just keep on coming. I love our new job.
Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!
Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring cosure to our relationship!
[After Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop] Murphy MacManus: Kind of liberating, isn't it? Rocco: You know, it is a bit.
Paul Smecker: Greenly, the day I want the Boston police to do my thinking for me is the day I will have a fucking tag on my toe.
Yakavetta: He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it.
Rocco: This guy takes out a whole family -- wife, kids -- like he's ordering fucking pizza.
Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
Murphy MacManus: There are many forms of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the boundaries into true corruption, into our domain.
Murphy MacManus: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Conner MacManus: How far are we going to take this? Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?
Conner MacManus: It's the real deal, Roc. Evil men, dead men.
[After Rocco fondles an unconscious woman's breast] Conner MacManus: What the fuck are you doing? Rocco: I'll tip her!
Murphy MacManus: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open. Conner MacManus: That was nicely put.
Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.
Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
[After Rocco gets his finger shot off] Rocco: Feels like it's still there. Conner MacManus: Yeah, well it's not.
Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!
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"you keep what you kill"
-Chronicles of Riddick
"where i come from
nobody knows
where im going
everyone goes"
-???? random tv veiwing...classic black and white flick.
"Robot : Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty! "
-Heavy Metal
"Tyler : What do you mean you can't find them? How do you lose a 6 foot bitch with a talking rock, huh? "
-Fakk2
"you killed my grandmother you son of a bitch!"
-???
-Chronicles of Riddick
"where i come from
nobody knows
where im going
everyone goes"
-???? random tv veiwing...classic black and white flick.
"Robot : Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty! "
-Heavy Metal
"Tyler : What do you mean you can't find them? How do you lose a 6 foot bitch with a talking rock, huh? "
-Fakk2
"you killed my grandmother you son of a bitch!"
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Unicron: "For a time I considered sparing your little wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness, it's dismemberment!"
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron!
"Open, Damnit Open. Prime, you said the matrix would light our darkest hour" Ultra Magnes, while trying to open the matrix
"Yuck, me Grimlock no kisser, me Grimlock king" Grimlock, while dancing with the junkticons
Perceptor: Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of decepticon capabilities indicates a distinct technical deficiancy.
Ultra Magnus: In other words, Perceptor?
Springer: We're out numbered!
"perseptic fools, there's no escape" Starscream, while firing at two autobots
"Autobots, Transform and roll out" Optimus Prime
"Bah-weep-granna-weep-nini-bohn" Universal greeting on transformers
"You are one ugly mother fucker" The Predator 1, after the predator takes off his mask
"You are one ugly...""raaaaooor, Moottheer Fuuckker" The Predator 2, after the black guy takes off the predators mask, and just before the predator wakes up
"who's next" the predator 2, after the black guy kills the predator with 15 more around him
Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man!
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die. Predator 1, after a few men are killed
"Yippy-ki-ay motha fucka" die hard
"You know what the chain of command is.... it's the chain I go find and beat you with till you know who's in rutten command" Jayne Cobb
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron!
"Open, Damnit Open. Prime, you said the matrix would light our darkest hour" Ultra Magnes, while trying to open the matrix
"Yuck, me Grimlock no kisser, me Grimlock king" Grimlock, while dancing with the junkticons
Perceptor: Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of decepticon capabilities indicates a distinct technical deficiancy.
Ultra Magnus: In other words, Perceptor?
Springer: We're out numbered!
"perseptic fools, there's no escape" Starscream, while firing at two autobots
"Autobots, Transform and roll out" Optimus Prime
"Bah-weep-granna-weep-nini-bohn" Universal greeting on transformers
"You are one ugly mother fucker" The Predator 1, after the predator takes off his mask
"You are one ugly...""raaaaooor, Moottheer Fuuckker" The Predator 2, after the black guy takes off the predators mask, and just before the predator wakes up
"who's next" the predator 2, after the black guy kills the predator with 15 more around him
Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man!
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die. Predator 1, after a few men are killed
"Yippy-ki-ay motha fucka" die hard
"You know what the chain of command is.... it's the chain I go find and beat you with till you know who's in rutten command" Jayne Cobb
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