FF7 in a nutshell

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:25 am

its funny that how either of the two characters could be called sluts, when their isnt nearly enuff info given on that area of their lives. and with the small amount of info we do see it doesnt seem to appear slutty at all.

Aeris has a relationship with tseng, zack, and cloud. but she states that the only reason she had anything to do with cloud at all was cuzz he was a fucked up reflection of the previous boyfriend, meaning she actually does have a specific type of mate in mind, and as far as I understood it, tseng was a childhood thing that never really got off the ground.

slutty?

Tifa. far as we can tell only liked cloud.

slutty?

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:39 am

this justifies another topic i think....

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:40 am

dont forget aeris talks to the planet,i mena,only SHE can talk to the planet.i reckon shes a total slut,she'd be doind the whole cyber thing with it,cept with out the cyber bit...teasing it.saying she was gonna jump in the lifestream ans shit...h yeah shes a slut

and Tifa had every boy in nibelhiem beofre dhe moved onto cloud,shes just a hung slut that likes to get her man,i reckon the whore went through the whole of avalanche beofre cloud just turned up

EDIT

in fact maraline is really barret and tifas child,shes just too slutty to say anything

maralines a slut too,there all sluts,barrets a pimp too,where ya think he gets his money from?..he lives in the slums...in fact Tifa was his whore too,gawwd im so cool

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:47 am

gotta be pretty embarassing when you tell a joke an nobody laughs.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:57 am

cos i would be able to hear them ?

Post by **Melana** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:58 am

Neither of them are sluts

you fucktards.

and the fish reference has to do with this topic a couple of months ago. At least my fish won't have chronic back pain when she's 30

goes her stupid boobs make her sink to the bottom of the river.

And marlene is like... 5 in the game...how the fuck does that make her a slut?

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:06 am

Melana wrote:At least my fish won't have chronic back pain when she's 30 goes her stupid boobs make her sink to the bottom of the river.

at least it's her river for them to sink in

you're fish isn't suppose to be in this river at all

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:13 am

cos barrets asick pimp,he whores her out,hes so scummy

there all SLUTS...MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

Post by **Melana** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:42 pm

I'm really glad I dont live in your perverted little world shin....

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:58 pm

To Shin you might do.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:29 am

yea, the maraline thing was a joke

but i still think he was the pimp or sector 7

Post by **Melana** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:42 pm

Bogey dont give him ideas.

I already have enough people with me in there worlds...

dude my fish can go where ever the fuck she wants to go.

ARGH!

I just like...ban myself from this thread.

I dont actually particularily like either Tifa or Aeris...I would much MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH prefer a rinoa vs quistis vs selfie debate. I just like the Aeris character design and well... since about 1999 for the majority of the time i've had an aeris affiliated sort of avatar/sig...it's just like old hat now.

And as the token girl in this thread, I dont really care which of these chicks spread her legs and rode which donkey home... they are computer characters and it's not like you get your jollies from them anyway...and if you do... you sick puppy you need to get laid.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:32 pm

it's just stupid humor

i don't think anybody's taking it seriously

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:50 pm

Cid was the only non-slut in the game, i think he was an ex-pimp tho

ok ill stop now, the fish has sickened me

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:12 am

Les is the only one thinking this through seriously. Now what does that tell you?