FF7 in a nutshell

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:56 am

yes...yes i did....or the fallen plate

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:40 am

damn right I re-posted it on here

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:48 am

Shin wrote:i just saw it
4 purple guards,6 black ones(turks i think) and one dressed as jesus

heh,im so fucking cool dude

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:34 am

Double posting immortalisation

all due credit to you will

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:51 am

that actually kinda helps a few things.

first time i played throught it i kind of expected at least one of the characters to be 'normal' (not nuts)

now i know better.

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:35 am

I feel like playing it through again.

My housemate and I are thinking of doing a FF7 marathon, we both have it on the PS and were gonna start playing it one morning and the first to quit or fall asleep would lose.

Post by **Melana** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:46 pm

Just a start to finish play or a complete everything sort of play through competition?

and Will, your fish is stupid

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:49 pm

Just start to finish, it would only be one day to do it in.

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:34 pm

Melana wrote:and Will, your fish is stupid

you're fish isn't that smart either, and at least my fish has breasts

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:22 pm

do i even want to know?

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:11 am

long story

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:58 am

enlighten us?

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:33 am

FFVII in twenty easy steps (SPOILERS)

1. Ex-soldier with non-regulation haircut, hired by eco-terrorists, blows up reactor of evil multinational.
2. Ex-soldier gets a name, gets drunk in the local pub, and meets a flowergirl who wears a posh dress in the middle of a slum.
3. Turks in black kidnap flowergirl, because she turns out to be the last survivor of a prehistoric species.
4. Evil "genius" forgets his biology and tries to crossbreed flowergirl with a different species.
5. Eco-terrorists save flowergirl, and get her would-be mate in the bargain.
6. Bloke in bondage clothes kills the baddies.
7. Ex-soldier decides do kill bondage bloke for no reason.
8. Everyone forgets about the evil multinational, and starts chasing bondage bloke.
9. Half-naked criminally underaged girl joins eco-terrorists.
10. Ex-soldier pretends to be a real soldier for a while, then goes to the beach
11. You go to a casino, and get nicked for murder.
12. You kill someone in prison, and get pardoned because you can ride a giant chicken.
13. A stuffed toy riding another stuffed toy and a shapeshifting Turk join your group.
14. Everyone gets a chance to tell an unlikely hard-luck story, giving the story more "character development" than a soap opera.
15. Bondage bloke kills a Turk and the prehistoric flowergirl.
16. War breaks out between the evil company, the living planet's weapons, and your group, who is against both.
17. Ex-soldier turns out to be no ex-soldier, but Liquid Sephiroth, a clone (lol) of the bondage guy.
18. Your group kills bondage guy three times.
19. Flower girl rises from the dead on the third day.
20. Self-inseminating quadropeds take over as the dominant species.

ha,i raped this from FFVII:AC forum,some dude called nemesis on "the Mans" message boards

thats a nutshell Will...i double Post because i can

And i post this link yet agian,Will dont you want to see the comments made?

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:41 am

so what qualifies Aeris as a slut?

honestly Tifa seemed cheeper then aeris.

Spider Jerusalem · Post by **Spider Jerusalem** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:00 am

You're all wrong.

It's been about the Turks all along.