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Day 2: It begins...


Forget day one.

That is a day, that stinks of failure.

I hate you Day1.

In fact, remember that time, I said that you where great and I never wanted it to be Day2 ? no ?

I also said that, I just wanted to be you and me, Day1, forever, we could have a picnic in the fields, using the old cherry tree for shade, on those hot summer afternoons... Yeah, you remember that ? ... aw... good.. I WAS LYING!.

Anywho, My devious plan to revive Aura, is now in the first stages of wonderful success, the post count for the last two days is almost 100% of the previous two days, massive result that.

A massive thanks go out to me, and Googlebot[Rat] for watching my back while I committed wanton acts of carnal postery. This forum loved it, loved it I tell you, like the needy post starved hoe-bag that it is.

I've noticed, that there is always another 'guest' online, when me a Googlebot, or G-dog as I call him, are doing our thang, I see you invisible person, see you with my eyes!!!, I might IP hunt them later to see if it's one of g-dog's crew.


I compacted some forums and archived others, makes the place nicer for me to look at. I spent a few minutes browsing through styles, you know, to see if I want to give the place a bit of a facelift and make it easier to just add a few bits and pass it off as all my work. I have concluded that 99% of all styles are pure garbage.

I kind of like this one actually, I might just touch it up a bit. Infact I changed the user group colours to not offend me as much, will do Global moderators later, even though we don't have any.

I'm on to you bastards.... you can't hide from me and G-dog. not forever.

Day 3: The Sundering


G-Dog is gone, my new bot friend is Majestic-12, or Mag as I call him. He's just not a good as G-dog, he lacks the humour and panache, but his smile lights up a room.


I think today I'll mess with some colours, got a lot of work to do though so might not get a good run at it

Day 4: The best day

I didn't do shit yesterday but I've got nothing better to do for the weekend c'ept at some point I need to get a hair cut, so I'm sure I'll do something to give the place a bit a gfx, slap in the cock. That is if I don't get lost in Skyrim.

I think, if I do that, it might attract some long lost posters, like writing "FFS HELP" on the beach of ice cream desert island in the vain hope that some passing plane, full of really bored people might spot it, leading to my rescue.

Who looks out of a window on a plane anyway ? sure, everyone looks on takeoff and landing, for that tarded 15 seconds of "OMG I'm up high, look at how tiny all that shit is" but after that read a fucking book or something, weirdo. Unless I'm trapped on a deserted island, in which case fucking pay attention I could die here on chocolate fudge island!!!.

Inconsiderate assholes.

Anyway, Think I'm going to pose a decent question on one of the forums and see if it can bait some cunts in ... like cheese to mice.

Smart As Fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is all.

You sonvabitch, I had material to drag this out for another couple of weeks, unless I just consider you a mirage and carry on.

Glad to ruin it for you.

To be fair my plans where thus;

WLSW/FDS self-amusement exercise

Day 1 - 15: Semi stupid crazy posts.
Day 15 - 17: Pretend to start hearing voices.
Day 18: Voices manifest as a sock puppet account, called Socky McPuppet.
Day 25: Fire!

I was just going to riff on the spot.

It's terrible that you planned this out so far.

I was bored and not horny, so porn was out. What else was I supposed to do ?

I'm never horny, and I still masturbate to porn... you lack commitment.

why, is it a contractual obligation ?

why would you do something you weren't in the mood for, unless your forced to or it's a necessity.

Boredom

and practice.

I've had plenty of practice....

I don't even enjoy masturbation anymore.