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That's right I'm getting a new job and going to the land of Kaos. They have they're training there putting me up in a hotel and everything. I'm scared really there's people there and I'm not used to that. They say traffic is so bad that it's a 65mph traffic jam.( I think if I had to drive it I would lose control of bodily functions )

From what I've heard, as cities go, you could do a lot worse. They'll probably be more scared of you. I'm off to London tonight, which is probably far more intimidating. I go about once a month.

If you see any jesters...RUN!

I think the scariest thing will be for him not to have me around as his personal house elf.

He'll probably get lost and demand you come and find him. You'll end up wondering the city streets, shouting "I'm the Crystal Elf! Help me find me master!" XD

I hope not.

They have fences around the facility and the place you stay. I dunno if it's to keep you in or other people out. I was hoping to get to meet Kaos. Atlanta's huge I mean our capital is a dot it's like half of our state.

In your 6 weeks It's a possibilty, But I just got a bomb today that could adversly effect my next 6 months.

I didn't send any explosives, I'd just like to deny that right away.

According to Burn Notice folks with your accent LOVE to blow shit up...its a fact.

I watched that show, did she not ditch her horrific Irish accent like 2 episodes in ?


I wonder if in 20 years well have feisty ex-taliban heroines on tv shows.

it was gone by ep2 and then it resurfaced in full force for 2 episodes in seasons 3 or something.

When not only she had it again, but Weston, her brother, and a bunch of visiting Irish bounty hunters too!
it was like a parade!

It's hard to explain what's like listening to someone butcher your accent, I guess it's like watching a 78 year old white dude, trying to talk street from the 70's in a attempt to be cool and down with the kids.


It's kinda funny, but you want it to stop.... yesterday.


Then again, my accent isn't that kind of irish (most people go for Southern Irish)

You should hear them butcher our accent. I mean come on we already sound stupid enough. We do not need someone saying I'm going to the toilet to drop off a load of timber.(Like a retard)

We do however use a lot of toilet humor. It just doesn't take much to impress us. I went to the capital and seen moving stairs. Now I'm going to go to Atlanta and get to see the human check out isles. We have a belt line like that only it goes up. We call it a manlift.It's like an elevator you hold on to. I mean I've never seen anything like it.It makes you wonder if people are just getting to lazy to walk.

I get there the 18th of july and leave the 28th of august.

It's like those little strips of conveyor belt they have at some airport, what the fuck is the point in those ?

Chewi wrote:He'll probably get lost and demand you come and find him. You'll end up wondering the city streets, shouting "I'm the Crystal Elf! Help me find me master!" XD

Don't start giving her ideas James. Wait! You don't need too, lol. Love you Crystal!