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i have 3 on my desk.

they have about 5 minutes to call the relatives and say goodbye

It was for Lauren and sarah.

You know, very big sarah.

is she a gangster?

Sometimes i wish i was swimming with the fishes instead of talking to her.

on no wait... did I say talk to her....

I meant being accused of sleeping with like every single male i've ever met.

or trying to hook you up with another guy while you're with someone else

may i call her a cow? or is that over the line

ok hold up...

quick question...

are their male cows?
male cow as in not a bull.

I know that sounds so stupid...
but hear me out, you often see various media representations of cows as not being a gender specific thing. and theirs even a movie about a male cow.

also...

is cow a universal animal name, and if so, wouldnt it be like goose is to gander, or mare is to uh...man house...(stallion or stag?)

id if their arent male cows.

what the hell is up with the media?

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cow

That explains it better than I could.

Oreo O's was even more unhealthy than Cookie Crisp, but it was discontinued, which made me sad. I like cereal that puts me at risk for becoming diabetic.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch owns ALL.

I think the media are just trying to confuse our youth more than they already are about farmyard animals. It's bad enough kids not knowing what certain vegetables are, or where meat comes from. If I ran the country, every child would be exposed to an abbatoir from an early age.

And about cookie crisp, we just got a box and they have to have nutritional information plasted on the front of the box. A 30g portion has 20% of a 5-10 year old's daily recommended sugar allowance. But 30g is a tiny potion, I'm sure if I had it as a child I would've had closer to 60g.

I always assumed the male "cow" would be "cunt"

Like "oh, she's a right cow" "Fuck me, he's a proper cunt"

That wouldn't work, you can call a woman a cunt aswell.

I get freaked out when i see how much saturated fat is in peanut butter.

That's alot of sugar... but that's not actually to bad for a cereal of that kind. What's the saturated fat content and the total carbohydrate content.

Oh and is there any actual dietry fibre in there too.


yes ben she is a cow.

Joe for Prime minister!

Bogey wrote:That wouldn't work, you can call a woman a cunt aswell.

Yeah, but call a bloke a cunt and he can shrug it off. Our women have this primal switch inside them which turns them into seething psychopaths, if you call them a cunt.

Women just do not like that word

Cunt is actually one of my favourite words.

Hawt Female Taurens are all called Betsy, mooooo!