I know I'll Burn...

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:34 am

Here goes...

Jesus died on a cross.... that rymes with suace.

Now Jesus's body was the bread, and his blood was the wine.

Now what goes with wine?

Cheese.

And to finish it all up? The fires of hell cooked it to a nice tasty dish.

Now remember kids, when you eat pizza, you're eating Jesus.

Post by **Xanien** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:13 am

I like my Jesus with Pepporoni.

Post by **Mik** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:55 am

Jalepino(sp?) peppers add the very flames of hell to a pizza ... hmmm so good

Post by **Melana** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:57 am

...

right.....

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:47 am

Lesley's response is the greatest of all

Post by **Melana** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:05 pm

None of it really makes sense to me.... i can't get sauce and cross to rhyme.... i'm not seeing a proper connection with hell and baking...and BLAH I can see why it's meant to make sense but it just doesn't to me...ok?

LOOK OVER THERE!!!

runs like hell

Scorn · Post by **Scorn** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:43 pm

*wacths lesley run into hell* Actually i can only eat pizza with bacon..so i hope jesus brought his pig

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:02 pm

Now I wonder how to say both cross and sauce...

Post by **Melana** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:49 pm

The only word C word I can think of that rhymes with Sauce is Course/Coarse.

But then my accent is probably quite different to yours, so the pronouncation is different?

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:53 pm

yeah, that's a looking glass world thing

over here those don't rhyme at all, and cross / sauce makes perfect sense

you're gonna have to try this on the phone with me some time so i can try and explain it to will.

So since pizza is Italian, does this mean we replace the Jews as God's chosen people?

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:30 pm

sounds good to me

Post by **Xanien** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:39 am

source ryhmes with course.

Sauce with Cross. Damn your un-American Accent!

runawaygurl · Post by **runawaygurl** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:58 am

Super Goat Weed wrote:So since pizza is Italian, does this mean we replace the Jews as God's chosen people?

Damn straight. If it weren't for pizza I'd starve.

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:25 am

And your soul would burn in hell

Post by **Mik** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:08 am

sauce and cross kinda rhyme but not really, it sounds off to me.