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*looks baffled*

*Wildcard is showing the disturbing photos of Echo,yasuo and the goat to yasuo-Shinra pull out a mighty sword he has named judgement and places it to wildcards neck*

i told you i would be back for you,DONT move you slippery Bastard.

*in an instant wildcard's body lays on the floor......limp and lifeless
Shinra stands still holding wildcards disfigured head*

till next you re-spawn ill be taking those pictures my friend

*hands the amusing yet sickening pictures to yasuo*

dude you should be more careful next time

*shinra keeps one photo for future bribing*

*yasuo is now dreading cnns next broadcast*

it was a woman dressed as a sheep, she had a thing for it, honest

*sits on teh floor sulking*

She has a beard???!!!!

These should be destroyed whilst they still can

i hear goats and sheep in scotland are quivering with fear of the name......YASUO!!

*stepping out from behind a pillar and staring down at his dead twin brother he glances up at shinra* i am indigo montoya and you killed my brother....prepare to die...*tackles shinra to the ground tearing the sword from his hands and slamming it through shinra's gut stapling him to the ground and pulls out a stun baton zapping him in the face continously until his skin looks charred and smokey then he rams the stun baton into shinra's mouth turns it on, watching him make gurgling sounds as he slowly gets electrocuted then he pulls out a flask of water and dumps it on shinra's face watching electricity spark up like flames until shinra's body goes limp and his legs jerk constantly from his body still being electrocuted*

that should teach you for messing with family....bastard.

*draws his blunderbus and blows shinras face off*

youll reincarnate soon

no hard feelings

ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwww

*hands the photo to yasuo-whilst checking for remaining burn and scorch marks made by the fierce electrocution*

*shinra reminds himself to wear a bullet proof mask*

*Shapens Blade*

GRRR

indigo montoya....wildcard who ever the fuck you are(where ever) your ass is mine.

*indigo montoya's face is scared in shinras memory*

i will never forget your face...judgement awaits you....infidel!!

HALT! There will be NO Killing, Maiming, Mutilation, or any of that such in my welcome thread. If I had my mod spot back.. *shakes his fist*

*pushes bobo into a pit and fills it with cement*

i didnt kill you, lack of oxygen did XD

*Lays in the cement, and getting bored, he phases up through the Cement, and stands atop it, hovering slightly.* Heh, I could give you lack of oxygen, but I won't. *flicks his hand and pushes Dave out of this topic and into another.* Keep the fighting there.

*walks back and gives bobo a bottle of irn bru

youve no....*twitch* idea how har...it is......to do that *twitch*

ok ok, enough fighting in this topic...you want that, start making some for the bloodshed itself people.

just getting into the flow of things

Quietly walks up to Bobo

You know I think i'm meant to have a magic wand for this but... oh well

Hits Bobo on the head with sledge hammer

Your a moderator now.

(You could of just told me and I would of fixed it , i wouldn't of even charged my usual fee)

(did you know it's easier to admin someone than it is to Mod them?)

*walks up to Wildcard, hugs him...then smiles gently at him*

Watch your anger level boss...it's bad for your blood pressure dear.

*go's over to Bobo, kisses him gently*

I'll be playing if you need me...bye.

*vanish's into another topic*