School mistakes burrito for weapon
- Spider Jerusalem
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*giggles* Man, that's a comedians gold mine! There's just so much one can do with that!
FREEZE! Or I'll bean ya.
This is a stick up... put your hands in the air and do exactly as I say and you might just get outta here alive. Now you... yeah you. Now head on over that counter there and get me all of your tacos... and don't forget the fire sauce!
Do you feel lucky punk!? Well do ya? Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, did he or didn't he? Did he get chipotle with that... or guacamole?
Adam 12, Car 54... this is dispatch. We have just received a report stating that suspect is armed with bean burrito and should be considered dangerous. Take all necessary precautions... gas masks are mandatory. Last reported heading to be south of the border.
ok, i'll stop now. :wacko:
FREEZE! Or I'll bean ya.
This is a stick up... put your hands in the air and do exactly as I say and you might just get outta here alive. Now you... yeah you. Now head on over that counter there and get me all of your tacos... and don't forget the fire sauce!
Do you feel lucky punk!? Well do ya? Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, did he or didn't he? Did he get chipotle with that... or guacamole?
Adam 12, Car 54... this is dispatch. We have just received a report stating that suspect is armed with bean burrito and should be considered dangerous. Take all necessary precautions... gas masks are mandatory. Last reported heading to be south of the border.
ok, i'll stop now. :wacko:
- Super Goat Weed
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Missles can mean any projectile used as a weapon, darts or throwing knives are considered 'missile weapons'Geostigma wrote:oh man that is wonderful, reminds me of my school's old weapon policy which something along the lines of "No knives, firearms, or missles of any kind will be allowed"
and it seems to me the only reason they had to put "missiles" in there is because someones prolly done it before.
i doubt they were talking about scuds here...
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