School mistakes burrito for weapon

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Post by Spike » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:00 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown

i swear on my life this shit writes itself

only in america :huh:
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Post by Spider Jerusalem » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:25 am

I blame Terrorists.

And France. Gotta blame France somehow.
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Post by cenee » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:39 am

*giggles* Man, that's a comedians gold mine! There's just so much one can do with that! :lol:

FREEZE! Or I'll bean ya.

This is a stick up... put your hands in the air and do exactly as I say and you might just get outta here alive. Now you... yeah you. Now head on over that counter there and get me all of your tacos... and don't forget the fire sauce!

Do you feel lucky punk!? Well do ya? Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, did he or didn't he? Did he get chipotle with that... or guacamole?

Adam 12, Car 54... this is dispatch. We have just received a report stating that suspect is armed with bean burrito and should be considered dangerous. Take all necessary precautions... gas masks are mandatory. Last reported heading to be south of the border.


ok, i'll stop now. :wacko:
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Post by Narren7 » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:54 am

lmmfao ^_^
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Post by Massacre » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:35 pm

oh man that is wonderful, reminds me of my school's old weapon policy which something along the lines of "No knives, firearms, or missles of any kind will be allowed"

and it seems to me the only reason they had to put "missiles" in there is because someones prolly done it before.
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Post by Zapages » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:33 pm

Hahah.... That is pure gold...
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Post by Shane » Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:30 pm

They didn't say america was the land of dreams for nothing. :)
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Post by April » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:07 pm

I don't know if I should laugh, or if I should just shake my head.
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Post by Melana » Sun May 01, 2005 5:50 am

You laugh april, and i'll shake my head
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Post by Mik » Sun May 01, 2005 9:06 am

I did both .. go me !!!
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Post by Super Goat Weed » Sun May 01, 2005 2:00 pm

Geostigma wrote:oh man that is wonderful, reminds me of my school's old weapon policy which something along the lines of "No knives, firearms, or missles of any kind will be allowed"

and it seems to me the only reason they had to put "missiles" in there is because someones prolly done it before.
Missles can mean any projectile used as a weapon, darts or throwing knives are considered 'missile weapons'

i doubt they were talking about scuds here...
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Post by Shane » Sun May 01, 2005 2:52 pm

Super Goat Weed wrote:Missles can mean any projectile used as a weapon, darts or throwing knives are considered 'missile weapons'

i doubt they were talking about scuds here...
sure they were, i tote one around on my back daily. duh!
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Post by Massacre » Sun May 01, 2005 4:57 pm

thats what i do. i mean, hey get away with what you can right?
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Post by Super Goat Weed » Sun May 01, 2005 7:31 pm

you just tell them it's your mom's dilldo and they leave you alone right?
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Post by Bogey » Sun May 01, 2005 7:36 pm

Well the truth works sometimes, Goat.
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