this is just fucking great

Vandire · Post by **Vandire** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:57 pm

geh, were part of great brittain, england is part of it, we aint part of england, but yeah, the country seems to work a bit better now this way

Drayton · Post by **Drayton** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:01 am

B) Like Nik said they aint a part of england anymore. Therefore Mel Gibson Rules!

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:03 am

The french didn't help us inteh end... they won the war for us... that is all

edit:

note that is pains me greatly to say that

Vandire · Post by **Vandire** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:09 am

you should be hung for that will

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:23 am

american history is boring.
gibson was better in braveheart.

Vandire · Post by **Vandire** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:26 am

braveheart was historicaly inacurate for the most part

Morbid Angel · Post by **Morbid Angel** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:45 am

We gave Germany David Hasselhoff.

And he IS the sole reason the Berlin Wall came down.

Spider Jerusalem · Post by **Spider Jerusalem** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:49 am

Morbid Angel wrote:We gave Germany David Hasselholf.

And he IS the sole reason the Berlin Wall came down.

Damn right!

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:02 am

Vandire wrote:braveheart was historicaly inacurate for the most part

didnt really care.
didnt see it for accuracy. thats kind of a dumb reason to see any movie.

I wish sombody would have pulled out a light saber in the patriot. inacurate or not, it'd be a lot less shitty.

Morbid Angel · Post by **Morbid Angel** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:04 am

Or put David Hasselhoff in there. With a light saber. Cutting down the Berlin Wall. Therefore freeing America from Germany's clutches.

I can rewrite history if I want to.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:08 am

only if hitler gets a red saber and and a black cape.

Spider Jerusalem · Post by **Spider Jerusalem** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:08 am

Morbid Angel wrote:Or put David Hasselholf in there. With a light saber. Cutting down the Berlin Wall. Therefore freeing America from Germany's clutches.

I can rewrite history if I want to.

Bob Ross with a happy little lightsaber killed Hitler.

But that'll be our little secret!

Morbid Angel · Post by **Morbid Angel** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:09 am

And David Hasselhoff is his son.

Hmm, it all makes sense now. No wonder Germany loves him.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:12 am

but the hero of the movie has gotta be dave chappelle.
cuzz his kungfu is strong.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:19 pm

tear down the wall bitch