The Trial Of Shin

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Post by Nova » Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:44 pm

Nova turned to WildCard. "I saw Shin looking at gay porn."

Jury gasped, and several people screamed. Osama gave a "YooHoo!" and waved at Shin, who shyly smiled back. Himmler cried "Kill zi faggot!!". He was met by agreeing shouts all over the place.

In reponse, Nova reached over and took WildCard's gavel, whacking it against the table.

"No! We will not kill him!"

Everything went quiet.

"Why Not?" Someone in the back worked up the courage to ask.

"Because..." Nova smiled evilly. "We're going to give him and his accomplices to the Tentacle beast!!"

Nova's decree was met by cries of "Yeah!" and "Ja!! Giv zem ze tentacles!!".

Nova smiled at WildCard.

"And WildCard, my friend, have I got a suprise in order for you." Bryce looked left out. "And you, Bryce."

Nova reached into his pocket.

"In fact, I have a present for all of you, excluding Cloud, Shin, and Adok. Who are about to spend some quality time with the Tentacle Beast."

"YEAAAAAH!!!" Ivan the Terrible cried.

Everyone turned to glare at him.

"What?!"

Nova pulled out a device with a button on it. Pressing on the button, blue columns of light shot through the roof, transporting everyone to Nova's orbitting paradise dome - a fully self-sustained habitat with included resort and luxury settings. Set in a tropical ecosystem.

Nova was teleported to the grand stairs while everyone else was transported to the entrance hall.

Nova came down the stairs. "Everyone welcome to my private get-a-way. Please enjoy yourselves."

The penguins ran around goosing the female personal. Meanwhile hundreds of playmates came streaming down the stairs past Nova to mingle with the men.

Nova headed outside for the beach, gesturing WildCard to follow him.

The cries from the courthouse could be heard even in space as the three were violently anal raped by 5 different tentacle beasts, since the zoo had them over-stocked.
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Post by WildCard » Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:50 pm

*judge wildcard relishing the sounds of displeasure coming from the coutroom below, strided out to meet with nova and nodded his thanks*

that was a most excellent statement, however...tell me...why did the zoo have so many tentacle beasts on hand??? last time i checked they only had the one..which i happened to use in the last trial with the bob clan...such a terrible ending for them really.

*the judge had two playmates at either side of him like the eyecandy they were meant to be and gazed out across the beach, "so anyways, what is it you wish to discuss? i really do need to hurry up with that trial's ending....i'm sure shin won't be pleased with the anal raping...nor cloud for that matter."*
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Post by Vandire » Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:52 pm

*vandires black ship coasted into weapons range and lfired its prow lances, the 50m diameter lasers burrowing through the paradise dome, teh atmousphere inside decompressed and the jury members could be seen floating through space just before they popped as there lungs imploded*

hard to port ready a 30 second braodside salvo, dispersal pattern alpha

*the black ships nose turned, then its guns fired, filling the space between the two vessels with macro shells, the explosions ripped into the dome, its power systems began failing and structural integrity failed*

bring us round for another pass ensign
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Post by Nova » Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:58 pm

Vandire gasped as the illusion faded and he found that the thing he had actually been firing at was a Black Stone Fortress. It opened up on Vandire's ship, destroying it utterly. Vandire was transported into the inside of the Black Stone Fortress, where the paradise resort was located.

Nova and WildCard stood there, on the beach, talking. Seeing Vandire appear Nova turned to him.

"Ah, I see you made it."

WildCard smirked. "Yeah, you really should try relaxing more often, you horny little warmongerer."

Five playmates came and carried a giggling Vandire off.

Nova turned back to WildCard. "Now that that's taken care of, I was wondering if we could form an alliance."

WildCard blinked.

"I'm not talking a temporary one. I mean a full fledged alliance."
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Post by Vandire » Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:03 pm

(OOC: hammer of vaul, classic that hehe)
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Post by WildCard » Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:13 pm

hmm...an alliance eh...very interesting that you should bring that up...considering the fact i'm revamping the RT into a hunter-like based force...could use new allies i guess. very interesting indeed...*waving a hand, the two playmates wandered off into the water as he turned to face nova, "you've got yourself an accord...allies we are permanently, just one matter left though before we get this trial near the end...."

judge wildcard pulled out the black remote with the little red button and pressed it, immediately a conga line burst out onto the beach of audience members, jury members, and everyone from the court itself along with playmates and crewmembers of the fortress. wildcard quickly joined in as the penguins started getting drunk off their asses as he watched bryce wandering onto the beach with a bottle of vodka and revolver in his other hand yelling out drunkenly, "ARIBA! ARIBA!" and firing off shots from the pistol.

judge wildcard led the conga line all around the fortress, leaving a wake of chaos behind it as he guided them towards a transporter area to head to the courtroom to check up on the three left behind. as they all reappeared in the hall way and burst through the doors into the courtroom they found the tentacle beasts were asleep in a corner and the three raped men laying in a pile of their own blood at the center of the room. as wildcard moved the conga line to his desk, he lifted up the jar with the axe demon in it and continued on, each person collectively stepping on the three raped men as they headed outside and into the streets for a party*
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Post by Matt » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:45 am

*Shin phased back into reality...and relised he must give mike and nova reality check...he walked past the bodies of himler,osama and novas mother....all who had been ass raped by the tentical monster,which was sleeping soundly*

"ill show that CHILD RP..."

*Shin whispered into the ear of the monster...he told it that if it though Novas mother was good....that nova was even better...the monster gathered its brethren and began its lifelong search of its soul mate...cloud phased back next to shin*

"enjoy yourself?" shin asked?

*cloud noded...still shaking with fury of mike and adams little bonding session*

"no need to say anything mate...i feel the same way as you...we must show these bum boys a little hetro hospitality"

*Cloud still shakes with fury...and nods again at shin*

"Hmmm so....is my trail over?...*Shin stands on a drunkard penguin,it looks at him...then passes out again*..then i think i have to pay those two a visit....show them what im made of....God...and man..but anyways"

*Shin holds out his hand,palm facing up, and begins to open a rift threw time and space and puts his head threw....mike and adam are moments away from there first kiss...shin,who is unseen by the pair,decides to listen*

"that was some great work tonight adam"-mike

"thanks mike....u know....i have more of where that came from"-adam

*id like to find out* -mike

"hey mike,you think anyone will ever know about .....you know....me and you....our..."-nova

"Shhhh...especially not Shi---"-mike

*Shin grabs both nova and mike by the collar...tho mike has nearly removed his shirt*

"Oh my god,i mean...Arrghh..jesus...that was the most sickening display of homosexuality i have ever seen,and all homosexuality sickens me...i mean...Ewwww"

*the party on the beach stops dead with shins interuption....shin has now fully emersed from the rift and is slapping mike and nova around the head shouting gay hate comments...the playmates begin to spew,and some run onto vandires ship,vandire is overwhelmed,but it was too good to be true as they shipjacked him....cloud phases next to shin*

"i miss anything"?

"nah man,nothing worth seeing...but i can now confirm it...mike and nova were planning on adopting"

*Cloud and shin laugh to themselves...and before nova bitches about them both being written out of charactor...they both stand and prepare to fight*

"you boys think your funny huh?...well....i AM the Kommandant of the RT...you fuckers are gonna pay*WC orders the RT to attack...but instead ends up turning round to see the RT has gone...they had abandoned there homosexual leader*..SHIT...ummm...Raaaarrr"

*Shin...not bothered with nova...clicks his fingers and he is dispersed with...hes vital organs liquidised....his teeth fused together so that no more shit can come out of his mouth...his brain left untouched as shin thought it was small enough...his body drops to the floor as he begins to shake...*

*Shin gets in novas face...who beyond the shaking has enough mentality to understand him*

"i say this....ummm...damn it....what was it now...umm..oh yeah...HA"

*Shin,Cloud and Wilcard start to move in a circle...cloud and shin doing there best to keep at either side of WC....they both know that he is no pussy like nova...mike slips a little and b4 he knows it cloud swoops down and punches him at the side of the face....a blade springs out from under his sleeve and goes threw mikes neck...cloud steps back...mike staggers around between the two...shin punching him...then cloud...then shin...then a penguin...Shin creates a small source of energy in his palm and shoves it into mikes face on his next stagger round to him,burning his face beyond recognision....he turns yet again staggering uncontrolably...regualrly rectifying himself...as he turns cloud had readied his darkened ragnarok,a blade touched by the abyss,and bistowed by Grai...he slashed mike across the face*

"wow...nice work...but why is he just stood there man?"

*Wildcard stood for around 40 seconds...the his face split into two and his body slumped on the floor...the beach was empty....inova still lay shaking like a posessed vibrator..*

"dude you relise they will bitch about this for days?..."-C

"yeah...let em...they'll come back....we'll come back...its all fun..."-S

"and the gay thing?"-C

"What?...dude thats all true...read it for urself.."-S

"Ok man...but still...novas mother...and a tentical beast...pure class"-C

"no dude that true too"-S

*the two go separate ways...both will find the abyss..before theya re stopped,both content with the outcome of this trail*
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Post by BoboTheIceMan » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:37 am

God damn it you all.. quit it with the damn yelling and portal opening. *Bobo says as he types it upon the transcription machine* It is really annoying trying to strike errors when you stuff keeps flying about!

*Pulls his hands away so his gloves still type eveything that is said and done including this, looks at Shin.* You will sit down, shut up, only speaking when spoken to, and wait for the outcome of the trail. Now.. you can choose to accept thoes terms of your own free will.. Or I can force you too. And I have the power, you are a mere puppet compared to the ablities at my disposal.

*grins with slight malice and turns back to his machine and takes over the typing once again.*
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Post by WildCard » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:39 am

*judge wildcard sat viewing the television screen and glanced over at nova, "you know...that was a rather sick and twisted edition of the twilight zone wouldn't you agree nova? but you have to admit...hiring rod serling as shin's public defender has worked wonders with screwing with their minds. they actually think they were in the court trial still....the moment rod showed up, they immediately were thrown into the twilight zone....honestly, i pity them...oh, you'll love this part btw..."

judge wildcard points for nova to watch the screen as shin and cloud walk into their home and as they shut the door and turn on the lights they look up at a rather large tentacle beast that had just awoken. the scene drew out as their violent screams were heard for miles around on the show as Rod Serling stepped on screen to talk, "ladies and gentlemen, it's a rather complex and mysterious turn of events for these two young men who at first glance appeared to have been the victors but a wiseman once said, "when your enemy thinks you are defeated, then is the battle truly won", in the end they didn't stop for one moment to think that their fates were already sealed upon entering....The Twilight Zone, that and the court of wildcard. good evening ladies and gentlemen and stay tuned for another episode...."

as rod serling stepped off screen and the credits began rolling on the show, judge wildcard turned to nova, "now THAT'S entertainment."*
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Post by Nova » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:01 am

"Indeed, my friend." Nova stood up, brushing popcorn kernels off his pants.

He gestured for WildCard to come with him, out of the TV room. WildCard behind him, he walked out of the entertainment sector of the resort. Heading out across the main hall, littered with people lounging in chairs, just hanging around, he and WildCard entered into the pleasure sector.

Winking to each other at the end of the hallway, they both headed down the hall and into rooms on opposite sides of the hallway.

Moments later, gasps and moans could be heard even out in the main hall. The people there just smiled, some of them intrigued. Those made their way to the pleasure sector as well.

It was a wonderful day.
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Post by Wulf » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:59 pm

(Im so fucking confused now...) :mellow:
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Post by WildCard » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:19 pm

*with a snap of his fingers everyone was back in the courtroom in their place minus george bush who was still melted inside the makeshift gas chamber. judge wildcard slammed a gavel down and looked to the jury, "now that we've seen the carnage and the evidence presented....how does the jury find the accused?"

as tony blair stood up to speak he raised a piece of paper and without even glancing at it; said, "...we the jury...find the defendant....", after recieving a rather sharp prod with a sword by ivan the terrible, blair continued; "...we find the defendant...guilty on all charges your dishonorable and he is to be hanged and shot at the same time and then thrown into a tree shredder then the pieces are to be incinerated in a timely fashion....ahem...that is all."

as tony blair took his seat the h.h. holmes quickly wrapped high tensil piano wire around blair's throat and choked the life out of him as quickly as possible as judge wildcard slammed his gavel down, "there's the decision of the jury...the defendant is guilty and sentencing shall be carried out immediately. no, you get no last words either....", slamming his gavel down one more time, the court was swarmed by storm troopers who carried off shin who fought all the way as everyone proceeded outside to watch as he was swiftly hung and shot at the same time then thrown into a tree shredder and then the pieces picked up by a janitor who threw them all into a furnace to be incinerated.

judge wildcard looked around and waved a hand, "ok then....have at'em boys..." as judge wildcard strided away, hundreds of predators suddenly decloaked in RT uniform somewhat who all immediately surrounded cloud and before he could summon any demons, the had descended upon him and began ripping him limb from limb in quick fashion before taking his head as a trophy*
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