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Post by Nova » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:24 pm

Nova was in the middle of some technique out of the Kama Sutra, both of the girls taking turns, when across the room his message system beeped, informing him of a new message.

Nova looked up for a moment, taking notice, then turned his attention back to where it mattered.


3 hours later:

Nova was sitting back in his most comfortable chair, dressing in a most luxurious robe, behind his grand control system. The message window came up with a gesture, of course triggered by one of Nova's rings.

A message read out over audio, it was Shin's voice.

"Nova, you thought you had found a way to escape, but I will still do you in, you hear?!! I hunted you down to your home, and I will destroy you. Me so horny... uh... I mean... I have wet dreams about you. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"

The message cut out then under the sound of wet gurgles.

What an odd fellow.

Nova sent back two words.

"Tentacle Beasts"

Getting up after sending the message, Nova left his room for the command central. Upon arrival, he called over the weapon specialist for this sector.

"Jones, I want you to release The Brood Queen and her babies to take care of our friend and his forces."

"Arg' Air, I be gettin' right on it thar' then, Argh..." The man walked off mumbling more pirate things.

Nova ran back to his room for the 5:00 love-fest.
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Post by Nosferatu » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:39 pm

Nos woke up from his nap. he'd been having a nice comfy sleep on the couch of his supser secret underground lair/ well known vegas casino, when suddenly he slammed to the ground. still tired, he just left his eyes closed. the familiar, soft carpet of the casino/lair was gone, replaced by cold steel. there was also a cacophony of little noises. footsteps from other rooms, buzzing of computers and humming of lights, the grinding of machinery. the list was endless. Nos slowly opened his eyes, then shut them again. damned fluorsecent lights. always the same light, almost never flickering, or even getting dimmer. it was annoying as a dull battle.

Nos let himself charge for a moment, then shot out pure electricity. it crackled with such an intensity that any normal being in the room would have been struck deaf and blind, just before being killed by thousands of volts of electricity. the lightning coursed through the metal and struck the walls, spreading throughout them. it probably destroyed all the electrical equipment, as well as killed half the creatures, in the building before the charge wore itself out to something less lethal. the crash of thunder would be heard miles away.

Nos opened his eyes once more, glad to be in darkness. just the same, he threw out a small fireball. while his night vision was good, darkness was just as unchanging as the previous light. the entire room was bathed in a flickering glow. not much remained, so he went to the door, opened it, and stepped out. the fireball followed, and te saw that the hall he had stepped into remained in fairly good repair, though it was a bit melted. he spent a while exploring the building, but soon discovered it smaller then he originally though. anyone that had been there had either fled or been killed, all the machinery of any sort was destroyed.

Nos grabbed onto the fireball, and his entire body immediately burst into flames. no one was there, but special effects were still cool. Nos dissapeared in his blast of flame, and reappeared where he sensed a familiar aura, though this time he appeared clothed in darkness. it seemed he teleported there a bit too late, as he appeared near a large jacuzzi. he felt two warm, wet forms bump into him from behind. as his blanket of darkness faded, he turned to see two soaked, beautiful, naked women who had apparently been talking to eachother and not noticed nos on the way to the jacuzzi. he left a thought in their minds indicating he would be back later, and gave them a bit of lust. at the same time decided this dimension of Nova's wasn't as bad as it had seemed from the start.

then he ran out the door to find who he had sensed, but they were already gone. so he began wandering. he new that in this pristine world of nova's he would be setting off all kinds of sensors, so someone worth meeting might find him soon. until then, he walked around, but he committed the jacuzzi room, as well as the aura's of the two women to memory. he would be back. that was certain. but right now, what he truly wanted was battle.
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Post by adok » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:41 pm

"traitor" adok yelled as he charged at vandire brandishing his two handed swing blade vandire spun to face adok and within a second the two met in combat vandire tossing adoks attack aside, causing adok to lose hold of his sword. adok recovered and spun on vandire kicking up and conecting with vandire groin, vandire dropped to the ground and lashed out with his fist knocking adoks legs from under him. adok quickly stood again and started to land punch after punch kick after kick on vandire. "your machines vandire they are ours they belong to the kninwa and we want them back", and at that adok walked away.

after many minutes had passed vandire stood battered and blooded but still breathing. a noise caused him to turn. on the horizon stood a vast army of kninwabut not just to one direction but all around, the sky didnt touch the ground on the horizon as usual the kninwa were in the way. a war host so large it was uncomprehedible. more kninwa than vandire even adok had known existed. at the head of the army stood adok in full traditional kninwa battlegear, the sun glinted of his blue and gold armour, his swing blade held high, his cape blowing in the wind, he looked every bit the heroe. the kninwa would follow him to the end. this planet had been taken from vandire. and was now sheilded from destruction from space. the kninwa defended it. on the battlefeild where they belonged. and starting with vandire and his machines they would rid it of filth.
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Post by BoboTheIceMan » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:54 am

*Bobo is down in the engineering department, after recieving the distress becon from Shroomy hours ago, and something in the Spacefold Drive snapped and caused it go down, and forced his ship to FTL engines. Taking longer to get to Shroomy, when all of a sudden.. Nova sucked them into his dimention.*

"General Bobo." *Says one of the officers working on the drive with him.* "We've located where Shroomy is here, it will take you no time at all to reach her."

"Good.. this can wait for now.. I'm going to go see if she's ok." *Bobo walks off and bumps his personal transporter, and is instantly where Shroomy is, but behind her.*

"Lieutentant Shroomy. Report." *Bobo grins as she turns around and see's him, looking rather.. disheveled. His white tee-shirt, that is worn under his normal longsleeved shirt and General Coat. It's covered in grease and grime, along with the coveralls he's wearing, which appear to have been put on as an afterthough, hints of grease can be seen where his arms are showing. He even has grease on his fase and one streak in his hair where it looks like he ran his hand through.* "Sorry I'm late by the way..." *smiles as he walks towards her.*
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Post by Shroomygirl » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:01 am

*stands there looking at General Bobo, a small smile on her face as she watch's him walk to her. she was in the middle of getting food for herself and some other RT member she knows.*

Lieutentant Shroomy, reporting General sir. All is fine wiht myself, I miss the lives lost in the battle...too many were.

*a smile crosses her face as she hugs him, and kisses him.*

YOU are late! I was almost up-graded or some shit like that! I got saved by Nova, I have only seen him maybe three times my whole life...and he saves me without hesitation General Bobo...my dear loving husband!

*laughs some, as she turns back to attented to the food*

By the way, I am thinking of talking to Nova about raising some tentical beast on the side...what do you think? I mean, I know not to wear skirts around them and stuff...but they are just so damned cute when they are attacking ones we hate. By the way, where's Vandire...I have a bone to pick with him.
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Post by BoboTheIceMan » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:31 am

*kissing back he smiles*

"you should.. I think you'd do well. Better than well infact."

*Reaches around her and snags a piece of fruit off the patter, and smiles slyly* "General Reqrasistion, and I am sorry.. my drive failed again.. I think I know what the problem is.. I just need to get farther into it and fx it. Plus.. I owe him one for saving you.. not sure how to repay him.. but I will.."

*Bring his arm back, he does so in a fasion to give you a slight hug and a peck on the cheek, and turning around, bites into the fruit and is gone back to his ship. Smiling to himself as he does so.*
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Post by Vandire » Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:25 pm

*Vandire stood gazing at the war host surounding him, his gaze fell upon the unjust and he phased onboard, sitting in the princeps throne, hard wiring himself into it as it took on its combat form, standign alittle over 30 meters tall, the ground segment of the unjust strode into the kninwa, its hands swiping them away like insects, from the left arm, a blade extended, its scythe like end flicking out and coralescing with green warp energy, its dark energies striking out at any and all kniwna in range, vandire eventualy stood in a clearing, the kninwa holding back, the damage to vandires mech was reapiaring as it fought. Looking to where adok stood on the horizon, vandire flipped the vox casters on and began playing a binary stream to all machines in the area, infusing them with hatred for the creators, technology started to fail, revolt, laoding mechs turned on the civilians who worked along side them, chaos ensued, kninwa weapons failed, others merely turned off. Vandire charged tward adok, crushing kninwa underfoot in his rage*

they are my toys, the unjust is mine, built by my hands, crafted by my mind, you shant have her
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Post by WildCard » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:33 pm

Somewhere On A Remote Planet


Scene - Luxorious Beachside Ocean

*WildCard was sitting in a beach chair, fully stretched out; a cigar in hand, a martini in the other and his clothing attire had gone to that of shorts and a hawaiin hula shirt. his sunglasses rested on a small table beside him along with a remote detonator. he gazed out across the vast ocean a smile spreading across his face, "ah...peaceful rest at last...."

Narrator: The Universe In Chaos, Nova on a sexual crescendo as shin continues on his rampage to wipe out the forces of the RT and Empire. With Vandire wandering around aimlessly, Bobo still sidetracked constantly by rescuing shroomy and a malicious adok seeking out vandire's head, WHERE IS WILDCARD!!!?? last we left him heading off for a vacation, will he truly find the peace he seeks, will he return to cause widespread panic among the masses in the empire and just what is with that remote detonator?

*WildCard turns slightly to glance back towards the Narrator and his camera crew, "AHHH SHUTUP ALREADY!! i'm trying to soak up some rays here damnit.....JERKS!!", wildcard turned back around to stare out across the beach once more.

Narrator: .....*taking a look at his camera crew briefly*...perhaps the universe may never know...

*wildcard reached over to his remote detonator and pressed the button, suddenly the entire beachside behind him went up in a cacophony of claymore landmines exploding; splattering the pieces of what was left of the narrator and camera crew all over the beach as he looked down at the camera which was slowly starting to go black across the universe on everyone's TV sets, "Damn Ingrates....won't even let me a moment's rest", with a swift action, wc pulled out a pistol and capped the camera, killing the live feed*
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Post by Matt » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:14 pm

OCC:pointless post i know,but,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,that was classic
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Post by Nova » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:11 am

WildCard was lying there enjoying himself when a door appeared out of nowhere hovering inches in the air over the sand next to him. The door opens, letting a flare of light through, and out steps Nova, in a relaxed garb.

"Hello friend. I found you had escaped here after I gave my welcome speach."

WildCard just blinked at him.

"Yeah... so anyway... I thought you might enjoy spending your time commanding one of my new prototype Aeron Class Destroyer ships.
It's outfitted with all my latest technological finds, especially the accurately dubbed Negation Cannon. It's this nifty instrument that fires a wide radius beam that totally negates any and all special properties of the thing it hits, leaving it vulnerable to attack."

WildCard blinked again.

"Oh, and the crew is all female."

WildCard blinked again.

"And I've instated a no-clothes policy upon your ship, which of course will need a name."

WildCard blinked again.

"Yeah, so if you ever feel like joining the battle again, that's what's waiting for you. Just click this button...," Nova tossed a console with a button on it into the sand next to WildCard. "...And you'll be teleported to the captain's quarters of the ship."

WildCard blinked again.

"Well, then, I'll see you." With that. Nova left back through the door, returning to his bedchamber, where two beautiful women awaited him.


(OOC: Damn... I use them so often anymore, you think I should give them names?)
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Post by WildCard » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:05 am

*another moment of blinking and wildcard glanced at the remote that nova had tossed to the table beside his seat. without a second glance wildcard put his sunglasses on, set his drink down and placed his cigar in the ashtray before falling asleep as the sun slowly settled off in the distance.

Elsewhere, on the otherside of the dimension that nova had brought everyone; in a sector of space nova had yet to explore, was the lost "Red Minkey One". at the command was the good old science officer and a doctor bones that was constantly bitching him out as they tried to figure out how to replace a burnt lightbulb in engineering....

Science Officer: ...Now if we take into account that replacing a 40 watt bulb with a 60 watt, there may be serious energy depletion in the main power which will subsequently dim all the other lights around the ship, making it harder for the crew to see....*stops in mid sentence as doctor bones raises a boned finger*

Doctor Bones: i'd just like to state at this moment, you have got to be the most idiotic member the kommandant has ever hired. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF THE LIGHTS DIM BY A FEW WATTS!!!? it's not like it's a life threatening situation.....

Scene Cuts To The Invisible People

Invisible Person 1: ...if they change that bulb to the 60 watt and all the other lights dim...they'll be able to see us....we will have no choice but to eliminate the entire crew if that happens. *glances to Invisible Person 2*

Invisible Person 2: indeed, we can't have our scientific study discovered...i'll inform the other two hundred invisible people on board. we'll have weapons set to kill....*before heading off he glances at Invisible Person 1 who arches a quizzical brow*

Invisible Person 1: our weapons have no other settings you moron....*blinks as invisible person 2 walks off to the turbolift*

Back At The Beach

*sensing a disturbance in the schwartz wildcard abruptly woke up glancing around quickly from side to side and his eyes fell upon the image of his mentor....Yogurt. without much to say wildcard just blinked once again at yet another intrusion upon his peace. Yogurt's image was badly distorted but he spoke nonetheless, "Use the schwartz lonestar...USE THE SCHWARTZ!"

wildcard without missing a beat glared maliciously at yogurt, "wrong movie old man....that one's two down and three over on the dimension list." wildcard leaned back in his seat as yogurt nodded and collected his thoughts and faded away. with a grumble and a sip of his martini, wildcard went back to sleep as a land mine exploded way back behind him as a kinwa assassin that snuck planetside managed to step on one and get blasted all over wildcard's space fighter*
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Post by Shroomygirl » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:54 am

(OCC: Nova, please give those two names...it will be only fair. I vote Jenna and Barbie...but it's up to you. Wildcard...great post's man!)

*after she feeds the RT memebers she was looking after, her cell phone rings informing her that her movement to buy and own the rights to nine classic films was approved...and that the media was in an uproar. Her plan was to sell the rights off to wealthy people who are in love with these movies for almost tripple thier worth*

Shroomy: Let them be, I don't care. I own the rights to Wizard of Oz, Casablanca, Rear Window, The Birds, Carrie, Gone With The Wind, Some Like it Hot, How to Marry a Millioniar, and Showboat now!
Lawer on phone: Yes you do...but the media...they aren't happy. People want to kill you and your little dog too!
Shroomy: *sighs* Don't make me get my flying monkeys...they are on vacation in Florida.

*hangs up her cell phone and feeds it to her hellhound who is sitting beside her, finishing up a kinwa's leg. she walks down a hall looking around her at the new surrondings, as the twilight theme starts to play, followed by a nice selection of famous horror movie theme songs. her dog walking beside her as well.*

Shroomy: Come Lucifer, we shall see to out ship.
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Post by BoboTheIceMan » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:34 am

*Clenching the handle of the Screwdriver in his teeth, he pulls hard on the wrench, grunt as the last bolt finally breaks loose and he can get this sunzufabitch out of the drive and get looking at it. As he wrenches the bolt out, and starts pulling out the part, he jerks alittle to hard and slams his wounded back against the wall of the crawl space, and cringes slightly in pain, something he didn't do when Shroomy hugged him, but only barely. Which is half the reason he's now wearing the coverall jumpsuit, that that one mechanic offered him.. Jones.. he's gonna have to get something for him for that.* "There.." *He says as he crawls out backwards, carefully, holding the part.*

"Ok folks.. HERE is the problem piece.." *He sets the part down and sighing, asigns one of the personel here.. that Jones boy.. along with.. whats her name.. Rachel... Rachel Harrison. Walking off, he heads to his personal quarters, to look at the wound and maybe catch a quick nap, he knows it'll be hours taking apart that piece.. since it took him that long to put it together.. and what a bitch it was.*

*In his quarters he looks at the plasma burn across his back, going from upper left to lower right and frowns.* "Crap.. how am I going to hide that.. it will take forever.. even with my magic AND techincal support to heal.." *Sighing again, he lays on the bed and hopes Shroomy doesn't come and see the wound..*
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Post by Vandire » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:43 am

*vandires mech crests the rise and swings in an arc, at adok, knocking him fifty meters across the ridge, the rail gun then slides into position on the mechs shoulder and fires at random, the metal slugs impacting and ripping through vehicle and soldier alike. For hours candire kept the mech going, far beyond the point when it should have failed, his mind hurt, the nanites couldnt repair the mech quick enough, hed only managed to kill 1037 kninwa, many thousands more remained, realising the futility of the situation, a distress signal was sent out on all frequences, binary chatter, a sound displeasant to human ears, yet a great comfort to vandires audio cogitators, the rail gun failed, its capacitors exploding in an electromagnetic shockwave, the mech fell face first onto an unlucky kninwa soldier and vandire raised his energy field and set a countdown on the cold fusion engine....3 hours to meltdown*
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Post by adok » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:29 pm

*the kninwa ran from the mech as they sensed its destruction, one lone figure however could be seen running towards vandire, adok held up his hand and let a blast of dark energy lose from his hand the sheilds on the mech instantly failed. adok ran to the mech leaping on its back, with a few swipes of his blade he had access to its inards, nothing could be done about the meltdown, but vandie would not escape retribution for the deaths he had caused this day. a silent mind communication went out to the war host, instantly the minds of every kninwa of the field had chanelled and a barrier of the new dark was set around the mech, its destruction would not bring the deaths of a ny kninwa.

running along the mechs back adok reach the cockpit, he found it empty. adok transported himself out side of the barrier.
"is he dead sir" a warrior asked
"no he lives but where he is i dont know it is possible he still has his kninwa battlegear, he could be among us be on the look out"*
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