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Post by WildCard » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:14 am

*wc being the hard bastard to kill that he is, stepped out of the cafe with a cup of steaming hot coffee, spotting his stunt double dead and slowly wandered over towards shinra as he surveyed the damage recently done by tdd. as shinra managed to recover slightly, wc poured the hot coffee down the front of his pants and smashed the cup into shinra's mouth and then jump kicked him in the head forcing him to swallow the cup whole. as shinra coughed up violently, the cup lodged in his throat, wc grabbed him by his ears and threw him into tdd after strapping a block of C-4 on him and made a quick dive over the hood of his cheap car as he pressed the detonator, blasting shinra and tdd all over in tiny chunks....hopefully.*
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Post by TapDancingDoom » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:19 am

*Had luckily been able to pull out a meat shield in time to absorb the blast from shinras ragdoll like body, and was promptly blown backwards by the exploding meatloaf he'd used as a shield. Now he was ticked, meatloaf was a bitch to pull off a pom-pom. Swinging his arms again he produced another set of missile batteries, these equipped with cryo-warheads, and began firing them off madly. In a matter of minutes the entire landscape, though somehow excluding himself and WC, was frozen. At this point he dropped the batteries and pulled a giant ass matter disruptor out of the back of his coat and fired it directly at wildcard. This place was starting to look like frozen swiss cheese.*
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Post by WildCard » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:29 am

*the matter disruptor flew towards him in a flash, but wc's slight of hand was quicker and a giant flu-bug appeared in front of him absorbing the blast allowing him time to click his boot heals together and ice skates extended out from the soles and he skated around in a short arc and punched tdd multiple times in the face and skated off behind a building and vanished down the street as an ice mist enveloped the entire area, his mad cackling echoing through the city (or what was left of it)*
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Post by Matt » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:29 am

*Shinra having been following WC for some time steped out of exactly the same cafe he had...a dodgeed a piece of HIS stunt double that mike had been kind enough to explode...as he glanced at the pom pom dude and WC...he heard the words Ass Disrupter and relieses mike was in a for a royal...anal....disturbance....he ran tot eh fight and dived on mike*

"ill save you!!!!!!!"

*Shinra knocked mike of the edged of the newly formed crater...he looked at tdd...rememebred the Ass disruping....and did a back flip...pulling out 2 desert eagles and shooting tdd in the face...he tosses the guns aside....rushes over to tdd and places a land mine in the exact position that his head will land..tdd was still falling...shinra performs another flip....he summons a piece of land out of the way and watches tdd's head land on the mine and his body get ripped pieces by Ball bearings and nails*

"ahhhh*
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Post by TapDancingDoom » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:59 am

*Having run out of meatshields, TDD simply turned slightly causing his coat to take the main portion of the blast, and then he proceeded to open fire with an array of miniguns, composed out of his arms per usual. The bullets tear through Shinra and Wildcard is merely covered in meaty bits. What was left of Shinra doesn't meat the ground however, as a well placed anti-matter grenade vaporizes him. With wildcard in his sights, TDD spreads his arms. He's immediately surrounded by gun after gun, and several hundred missiles arrays. In mere moments the entire area is covered in water where the ocean was able to flood in. Standing on the floating remains of a random bystander he somehow didn't kill completely, TDD swung his arms out again, and emptied jello powder into the water, lots of it. After a while, and sealing the opening to more water so his jello doesn't get diluted, the crater of salty jello had solidifed enough to jump on.*
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Post by Matt » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:05 am

*shinra begins to respawn a little behind the inncent bystander.....when he fully materialises he grabs the bystander and shouts to TDD..."get down on the floor NOW!! or this guy gets to live"...shin noticing TDD has a soft spot for killing the innocent too*

*Shinra encases the bystander in a unbreakable box.....10 warheads of doom would not break this box...meanwhile the bystander is screaming for more pants and complaining that the smell of his own shit sent him blind..pisses shin off*

*Shin walks over to TDD still starfished eagerly awaiting the brief moment his escape reliys on....he picks TDD up and throws him in the box...pushes a few buttons and the boxs begins to glow a bright light and shake violently eventually the unbreakable perspect glass that is the box turns a scarlet red witha few chunks here and there....the shaking stops...shin walks over to the box with his martini glass in hand..along with ice cubes..and turns a small tap on the side of the excution box anf the blood of the bystander and TDD leaks threw*

*Shin walks over to WC witha freshly made drink..pulls a chunk of meat off him tears it in two and drops the pieces int to the drinks*

"Stress relifing enough for you?...two stunt doubles...two tapping cats,a random guy and one me were slaughtered here..oh i know"

*Shinra runs off outta the door an into the temple...a small crack in the wall appears..then shinras battle mech crashes threw the wall with its fist,stomping the rest down with his foot...shinra begins to cahase WC in his mech attempting to shoot him using his wrist guns...saving the payload of rockets for later....one or two with names on..koshi,Nos etc...the odd insane laugh heard every now and again....*
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Post by Shroomygirl » Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:18 am

*appears out of thin air*

Holy....WILDCARD! What the heck is going on?

*looks around, can't believe she's gone two days and the place gets trashed*

Who's against who here...and where's Bobo?
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Post by Matt » Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:31 am

"Errrm its everyone agianst mike"

*defects flying knife*

"Says he wants--*

*Bigger knife*

"stress relief"

*Shin gets out of his mech and it switches to autotracking and chases wildcard about some more...whilst shin gets in he mammoth tank and follows WC*

"YEEEEHAAAAWWW"
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