50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

You remember them, they are those things that cavemen used before they invented fire and iPads.
User avatar
Mik
Born under a bad sign
Posts: 3394
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:44 am
Location: Beyond your borders
Contact:

50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Mik » Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:17 pm

Terrible book,


I tapped out on chapter 3, I've read better fan fiction stories, it's boring and retarded.
User avatar
kaos
Noble Warrior
Posts: 4089
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:09 pm
Location: Atlanta, Ga

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by kaos » Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:25 pm

Why read the "mommy porn" book?
User avatar
Mik
Born under a bad sign
Posts: 3394
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:44 am
Location: Beyond your borders
Contact:

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Mik » Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:10 pm

My girlfriend got it and I'm in-between books right now, I thought to myself, "I've read worse" and it true I have, but this isn't far off.
User avatar
Chewi
Anti-Hero
Posts: 3521
Joined: Sat Jun 12, 2004 3:51 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Chewi » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:14 pm

Marna IS a mommy and even she refuses to read it. First Eric Northman, now this. I worry about you man. And no, you can't have a hug.
User avatar
Mik
Born under a bad sign
Posts: 3394
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:44 am
Location: Beyond your borders
Contact:

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Mik » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:34 pm

I tend to watch awful movies just to see what the fuss is about, similar kinda deal here.

I can't even bring myself to hate it or anything, it's just not worth it, I don't see the appeal of a borderline rapist, everything they describe about the heart-throb character is creepy as fuck. But the ditsy bitch thinks it's romantic, she sounds like a victim of domestic abuse.

I've tried reversing the gender roles, I don't think would have the mass appeal it does, there something fucked up with women in general.


I have no defence for the Northman thing.
User avatar
kaos
Noble Warrior
Posts: 4089
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:09 pm
Location: Atlanta, Ga

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by kaos » Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:09 am

Women should just openly watch porno flicks.
They run that entire industry.
As actors And Directors.
User avatar
Matt
Noble Warrior
Posts: 4543
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:39 pm
Location: England
Contact:

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Matt » Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:48 am

I have a similar man crush on Eric Northman too.

Jo's reading this too. She borrowed it from her friend. I don't think she's going to be bothering with the second. All I hear is the occasional laughter. I enquire to what exactly and it's some silly part of the whole story. She read the "contract" out to me and we both burst out laughing.
Melana
Distgrunted Hero
Posts: 2132
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:29 am
Location: Australia

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Melana » Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:14 am

Mik you should read Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel books if your looking for that kind of book with a plot. I haven't touched them, won't even put it on my E-reader and i'm a member of a vaginal fantasy bookclub.
User avatar
Mik
Born under a bad sign
Posts: 3394
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:44 am
Location: Beyond your borders
Contact:

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Mik » Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:18 pm

I might do when my kindle is fixed.

It's not really a genre I'm vastly interested but, it's worth a look I guess.
User avatar
Masteroftheweb
Vagabond
Posts: 1794
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:35 pm
Location: Earth, Sol, Milky
Contact:

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Masteroftheweb » Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:06 pm

Mik wrote:I'm in-between books right now,
List of series to check out:

Codex of Alera
The Dresden Files
The Lost Fleet
The Twelve Kingdoms
Melana
Distgrunted Hero
Posts: 2132
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:29 am
Location: Australia

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Melana » Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:25 am

I recommend Jacqueline Carey for her storytelling, not her smut. She just happens to do some decent smut.

If your looking for something to read. N.K Jemisen is really interesting, you have Kindle right? I could Kindle loan you some books.

I'm going to re-read Naomi Novak's Temerier books when I get a chance. Have to try re-read Wheel of time. Brandon Sanderson just writes so much better than Robert Jordan so it's painful.

I wanted to get around to reading the Dresden Files just hadn't gotten around to it, a few people have been recommending it.
User avatar
Masteroftheweb
Vagabond
Posts: 1794
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:35 pm
Location: Earth, Sol, Milky
Contact:

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Masteroftheweb » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:13 am

Melana wrote: I wanted to get around to reading the Dresden Files just hadn't gotten around to it, a few people have been recommending it.

Make time... seriously... it's a great series with great characterization.
User avatar
Mik
Born under a bad sign
Posts: 3394
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:44 am
Location: Beyond your borders
Contact:

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Mik » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:49 pm

The name Novak, rings a bell, is that the series about Dragon's in the Napoleonic war ?
Melana
Distgrunted Hero
Posts: 2132
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:29 am
Location: Australia

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Melana » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:02 am

Yep mik, alternate napolean history with dragons. It's started put really well but the mm coddle books where a bit meh, she pick up her stride again in the newest book.
User avatar
Mik
Born under a bad sign
Posts: 3394
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:44 am
Location: Beyond your borders
Contact:

Re: 50 Shades of a Motherf^%&er

Post by Mik » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:16 pm

I think 3rd book I lost the rag and stopped paying attention.
Post Reply