Worst Bruce Willis Movie Ever

Saddam · Post by **Saddam** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:23 pm

Bruce Willis has made a few great movies i.e. Die Hard 1 and 3.

HOWEVER

Many of the rest were utter bollocks. He lacks acting ability and is effectively the same character in every movie he plays. Which is you least favourite Bruce Willis movie ever, please vote.

I vote "the Seige". Most of you probably havent seen this one, it bombed at the cinema and was one of the most boring and pointless films I've ever watched. Bandits came in at a close second as it was the closest i've ever come to walking out of the cinema. The Kid and North are also close though. Richard Kelly (director of Donnie Darko) proved that you can make a great film about a giant bunny rabbit yet Bruce Willis was totally incapable of not looking like a dickhead in a peadaphile costume.

Vandire · Post by **Vandire** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:44 pm

fuck knows what just happened

but it seems to think ive voted

and i didnt

meh, but yeha, i havent seen em all, but the ones ive seen i loved

bah, its made me vote for one of my favs also

*cries*

aura is being evil to me

Post by **Chewi** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:55 pm

I haven't really seen enough of them to vote. I thought Die Hard 2 was good as well though.

I still have that video of us at your house and Neil's going on about how shit The Seige is.

Saddam · Post by **Saddam** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:16 pm

Not to be confused of course with Under Seige - A fantastic film of true class and Erika Eliniak getting her tits out.

Post by **Mik** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:00 pm

I voted Hudson Hawk, that film made me want to go blind and deaf.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 12:02 am

i voted death becomes her......the only one out of them i have seen!!!!

im sure the rest are shit

but hes a great actor!!!

die hard is bruce willis....oh and alan rickman

Morbid Angel · Post by **Morbid Angel** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:50 am

Saddam wrote:Not to be confused of course with Under Seige - A fantastic film of true class and Erika Eliniak getting her tits out.

I read that as Erik Estrada getting his tits out.

I had no idea Bruce was in Death Becomes Her.

EchoPark · Post by **EchoPark** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:00 am

I havent seen a bad Bruce Willis Movie so I cant vote lol

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:07 am

Morbid Angel wrote:I read that as Erik Estrada getting his tits out.

I had no idea Bruce was in Death Becomes Her.

dude hell yeah hes goldie hawns husband?...the one who has the funeral at the end?

no?

arrggh!!

runawaygurl · Post by **runawaygurl** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 12:04 am

I'm with echo on this one, I love bruce willis, and I've yet to see a bad movie... The Fifth Element is my favorite!!! ^_^

Post by **Chewi** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 12:38 am

I was thinking the same thing as Echo. He wasn't that guy, was he!? I just checked and I can see it now but I never would have noticed it on my own.

berwick upon tweed · Post by **berwick upon tweed** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:44 pm

I voted Hudson Hawk because I didn't see Armageddon on the list, cause had I seen it, oh boy!

Armageddon is true shit. Oil drillers in space? Pu-lease!

And two contradictory things surprised me in this thread:

1. People who have never seen a Bruce Willis movie.
2. People who consider Bruce Willis their favourite actor.

Come on, people! You are better than that!

ReDeemer · Post by **ReDeemer** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:19 am

EchoPark wrote:I havent seen a bad Bruce Willis Movie so I cant vote lol

I add to that aswell - I also havent really seen a bad Bruce Willis Movie, and all the ones that you guys claim ate shit I havent seen myself either.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:52 am

ReDeemer wrote:I add to that aswell - I also havent really seen a bad Bruce Willis Movie, and all the ones that you guys claim ate shit I havent seen myself either.

yeah i put Death becomes her cos it was the only one i heard of...ill agree that not many 'ate shit'