If Pirates of the Caribbean were a porno...

Post by **Chewi** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:57 am

This looks like the most expensive porno ever made. And because of that, it seems to have a split personality, judging by the trailer. It can't seem to decide whether it's just a porno or not. Ironically, it looks better than DOA, which is basically just a porno as well but doesn't want to admit it.

http://www.piratesxxx.com

Post by **Xanien** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:09 am

FUCKING AWESOME!!

Post by **Mik** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:20 am

ROFL produce this one yerself chewi ?

Post by **Chewi** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:03 pm

I knew someone would say that... :rolleyes:

Post by **Mik** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:30 am

whats really disturbing is that it actually looks like it has a better storyline than pirates of the carribean

Wulf · Post by **Wulf** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:54 pm

Drool Gosu storyline....

:blink:

Post by **Xanien** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:55 am

Is the bad guy's name Long Dong Silver or something like that?

berwick upon tweed · Post by **berwick upon tweed** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:36 pm

tis a softcore production. way too light considering them pirates' reputation.

Drabe,ThePirateking · Post by **Drabe,ThePirateking** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:04 am

thats defiantely going to be a very expensively made porno, and talk about a plot, i think itll probably have one of the better stories and graphics out there other than well...

berwick upon tweed · Post by **berwick upon tweed** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:17 pm

Drabe wrote:thats defiantely going to be a very expensively made porno, and talk about a plot, i think itll probably have one of the better stories and graphics out there other than well...

you game addict you. movies don't have "graphics", movies have photography!

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:57 am

question is... could they score kerria knightly for it...

Post by **Xanien** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:37 pm

I saw this movie AT THE VIDEO STORE next to Pirates of the Caribbean and a few other B-level pirate movies. A porno right on there on the main shelves for all to see. Another funny thing is, all the hardcore American porn is all on the top shelf of the foreign movies, while all the Japanese stuff has it's "own" place. Plus all the Japanese stuff has the mosaics over everybody's naughty bits. Isn't that weird?

Post by **Chewi** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:44 pm

Heh like it's only okay for foreigners to be in pornos. Or maybe it's some slightly racist way of painting them in a bad light? Interesting in any case.

Did anyone actually see this then?

Post by **Chewi** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:54 pm

Actually come to think of it, isn't it illegal to show genitalia in images in Japan and that's why they blur them out? Or at least in artwork? Or is it just a very strong cultural belief?

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:39 pm

yeah. something about making the emporer feel like he doesn't have a small penis