DOA ... The Movie

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Post by EchoPark » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:21 am

Oh Dear God! What have they done. Another gaming series turned in to a movie ... this could be worse than Street Fighter!

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/
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Post by Chewi » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:52 pm

For fuck's sake. :lol: I don't even like the games that much. I only saw the Street Fighter anime (was there an actual film?) but I did see the first Mortal Kombat film.
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Post by Super Goat Weed » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:24 pm

i swear it's like the movie makers are just out to piss us off.

this one might be funny... but it dosn't look like it's anywhere near accurate to the storyline.
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Post by EchoPark » Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:45 pm

i dont believe u havent seen the live action movie of Street Fighter Chewi dude lol it was so bad. Van Dame was Guile. I have Street Fighter Alhpa its no bad.

But this is evil. Ppl who are in and make these movies should be shot
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Post by Bogey » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:22 am

I thought the Street Fighter movie was funny, well because it was so crap. But still funny. It had Kylie Minogue in it.
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Post by Trigo » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:47 am

Bogey wrote:I thought the Street Fighter movie was funny, well because it was so crap. But still funny. It had Kylie Minogue in it.

it was on channel 5 in the uk last nite.
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Post by Mik » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:33 pm

this looks awesome! liek a shittier version of Charlies Angels but with more cock teasing, what's not to love
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Post by Melana » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:00 pm

LMAO LMAO OMG NEED AIR

I need to watch this film!!!

Holly Valance is in it LMAO as in ex-neighbours Felicity Scully Neighbours.

LMAO

Need to watch it :)

Come on guys? You didn't like Charlies Angels? Not even for the perv factor? Lucy Liu in the black number with the whip? Come on even I like that and im a girl :P

Street Fighter was a pretty bad movie... Kylies Camie was pretty shit I must admit. The blanka thing was pretty bad too. It was all pretty Bad.....

Mortal Kombat was funny I actually got to see quite a few of those movies...Hilarious

Sorry Ben but I sooo need to watch this.

Holly Valance.... HILARIOUS


I dont understand the problem

The cocktease of all fighting games makes a movie. Girls who are scantily clad and 'fight', corny lines, fight scenes more corny lines. Come on...they play volleyball :P



YAY!

Now my only gripes are.... Hot guys...Hello? Now... 300 ninja's are nice and all...not that nice to look at.

Devon Aoki as Kasumi? But she's my favourite :( I think Holly is meant to be christina?...which isn't that great casting...but still LMAO
Where are the hot guys?
In case your wondering Holly is the "do me up" girl

EDIT: hold up...wtf where's Lei Fang?
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Post by Mik » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:07 pm

I'm not into S&M kkthnxbai I like asertiveness but there is a big motherfucking line that should not be crossed.

yep, I spotted Valance in there, fucking neighbours is always on when I get home from work.


The thing I didn't like about Charlies Angels and the sequel wasn't the half dressed women, that part was awesome, it was the fact they spend an hour and a half mentally dryhumping you and when you leave despite all the perv factor supposed to be in it you haven't seen one chick naked.

I suspect this will be the same.




Street Fighter was fucking awful I was nearly in tears, Street fighter the animated movie owns it in the first 35 seconds and is an excellent show (alpha is aight but I would get too exited about it)

The FIRST Mortal Kombat movie was pretty fucking awesome, I mean yeah it could have been better but it was acutally pretty good. Annihaltion is the only movie I can ever remember saying 'You know, this really needed Christopher Lambert' a fucking decent script might have helped too but I doubt it.
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Post by Chewi » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:35 pm

Heh didn't recognise Holly Valance. That's terrible.
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Post by Wulf » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:23 pm

:mellow: ... Disapointed
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Post by XenoRaven » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:14 am

Melana wrote:Now my only gripes are.... Hot guys...Hello? Now... 300 ninja's are nice and all...not that nice to look at.
Well, I hope you find Jet Li hot then. He's Hayabusa.

Needless to say, I vomited uncontrollably after I saw this trailer. As much as I actually want to see how horrible it is, I can't justify paying the parties involved in this disgrace. Itagaki must be having a fit and rightly so.

*DOA Fanboy.* >_>
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Post by Masteroftheweb » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:25 am

so which porn company is producing it?
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Post by EchoPark » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:12 pm

Porn Baron Chewi and Limited
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Post by Melana » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:27 am

I think dubbing Chewi porn baron was the best thing i did ever
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