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Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:51 am
by Mik
I was thinking , we should launch a plan to kidnap back one or some of the old members (if I'm feeling adventurous) that used to be about.

I will launch a devastating investigative search, and coerce them with a rigorous campaign of up to to 2 emails and/or 1 Google search to find incriminating evidence for blackmail, to get them to post here again!

They will then instantly never return thus rendering the whole endeavor pointless.

But I'm bored, so will be fun.

Suggestions on whom ?

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:39 am
by Matt
Yuffie! Also, Mike (WildCard) joined Steph's Aura group, he might come back? Bryon?

Bring everyone back!

Poke Shane and April, also.

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:18 am
by Mik
No sure I'd want Wildcard about, I can only handle so much of him before I want to punch him in the face, the others I'll consider.

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:31 pm
by kaos
Tom Henderson

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:51 pm
by Matt
Mik wrote:No sure I'd want Wildcard about, I can only handle so much of him before I want to punch him in the face, the others I'll consider.
He's not so bad. Guy's going through a lot of personal family shit, but he's ok by me. Got him on facebook and everything.

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:08 pm
by Wulf
i kinda miss wildcard :P

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:27 pm
by Mik
kaos wrote:Tom Henderson

alright, I'll bite, who is that ?

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:03 am
by Shane
*never left* :mrgreen:

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:14 am
by kaos
Mik wrote:
kaos wrote:Tom Henderson

alright, I'll bite, who is that ?
beats me.

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:58 am
by Matt
He's that guy. With the thing? And that stuff? Yeah that's the guy.

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:19 pm
by Mik
You people suck at helping, this is the absolute last time I ask you for help with anything!

I ask you suggestions for cool ex-Auraites to kidnap in the vain attempt that Stockholm syndrome is really a thing and not just a cool song by some band where apparently it means you see everything in Predator vision. All you've come up with is Wildcard and some guy that may, or may not be, a lawyer from Massachusetts that I've never even met.

It's like if I asked what leader from history to resurrect and your suggestions were Chairman Mao and the Stay-puff marshmallow man, ffs.

I'm disappointed in all of you.


/cry.

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:36 pm
by Mik
Okay, so I actually bothered to read everyone's posts now instead of gloss over them, I will begin the process.

Yeah Shane, appears every 23 days or so, it's in his contract or something.


I will firebomb peoples mail boxes, with a message.... but what.

People need dramatic e-mails to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that without the right words, as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored I can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting.

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:57 pm
by Mik
Yes, I'm posting three times in a row.

It's all the rage these days, plus these are separate points and everything not my fault I'm the only one posting right now.

Anyway, I was thinking about real back in the day, like fuck Ezboard days, I had a little network of equally insane FF forums I hung around, I'm going to try and track some of them down, they're bound to still exist somewheres. It's driving me nuts trying to remember their usernames and even forum names.

I'm bored while photoshop is installing, what can I say.

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:53 pm
by kaos
Evil matts hat
Beccas boobs

Re: Mission: Kidnap.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:57 pm
by Mik
Is Beccas boobs, Rebecca's Ghost ?

Cause I was hunting that place down earlier, seems ezboard shat itself sometime ago, so my chances are slim to none.