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Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:29 am
Mik
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So I woke up this morning and I had an answer message on my phone.

I was thinking bleh fuck that it either some git wanting to sell me something or someone chasing me for a bill or something else equally daft, I'm not very important so people rarely phone me, fuck it I'll deal with that on my lunch.

Now, I forgot about it. But I'm at work for an extra 30 minutes or so waiting on my lift home, so I listen to it.


"unintelligent-able nonsense, your book signings can be at 9pm any next week, gimme a call at back"


now, could be he's got the wrong number, is mostly likely.

However, I've now come to believe he's from the future, I'm frightened to call him back because I might get sucked through the time vortex and into the far future (speculation has arrived at circa:2047) and I have a rental from Xtra vision to leave back tomorrow.

What ? stop looking at me like that !

Can you imagine the late fees!!!

Anyway, clearly I should write a book, didn't hear a title or subject matter, maybe the time stream screwed up the first part of the message which contained that information.

So, my fellow Aura-tards what should be the subject matter and title, take your time I've got 30 odd years.

Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:16 pm
Vagabond
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There aren't any books left in 2047. How can there be a book signing if there aren't any books left?

Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:43 am
Mik
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Have you been to 2047 ?

Tell me the location of the pandora key!!!!!


I don't know I could spit on their iPad 48's pdf or whatever, punch them in the face, the 2047 equivalent of a book signing

Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:09 pm
Vagabond
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I haven't been to 2047... In a while...

But I can tell you this... there is no pandora key... it's all a lie.

Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:54 am
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because the box is made of cardboard.

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