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Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:58 pm
Mik
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vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com
hey, I was talking to someone that knows you.


Wolven
lol really ?

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com
They mentioned the great products you can get at [Link Removed]

Wolven
oh, I see... its like that is it.

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com
[Link Removed] you can register & see him here


vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com
brb shower, let me know your username there!

Wolven
You need any help with that shower ? My User ID is Soap4u69

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com
have you registered yet ?

Wolven
I'm not going to lie to you, I am turned on right now.


------Round 2: FIGHT! ----------------

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com 14:37:44
hey! Are you there?

Wolven 14:37:57
that's a loaded question....
are any of us really here ?

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com 14:38:11
Im on my new iPad 2 right now Its so cool

Wolven 14:38:19
and if I'm not here, where am I ? am I even alive ? AM I ALIVE!!!!!! >>!>!!>!!>? TELLME!!!!!

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com 14:38:43
I think you can also get one if you hurry, its a limited promotion.. I got it from [Link Removed]

Wolven 14:39:31
Petty materialism, this means nothing to me, I am a tiger.

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com 14:39:55
Well, let me know if you need any help with it. I gotta leave for a bit though, so Ill talk to you later.

Wolven 14:40:02
I need help
I can't log in
My Claws can't hit the keys!!!!
HELP!!!
TOAST just came out of the CD tray, WHAT DO I DO ?

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com 14:49:55
Hey, you there ?

Wolven 14:56:53
No.....
..... I'm behind you

vlad_the_inpaler@hotmail.com has disconnected 14:57:55


EDIT: Added in a few missing lines.

Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:04 pm
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Hahaha. I don't think that was a bot, which makes this even funnier. :lol:

Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:09 pm
Mik
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Yeah, I don't think it was but they never really interact to my responses, apart from the time I said 'fuck off, you dirty Bot'

and it responded that it's name was Kevin and they where not a bot.


I know this guys account is long gone, he uses a new one now, but it's fun to play.

Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:21 pm
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Ah dammit, one of these bots just fooled me momentarily! :evil: It was pretending to be Shane. I guess I really wanted it to be Shane. Been too long, man. :(

Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:54 pm
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Wonder what a kaos not would be like.

Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:57 pm
Mik
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I dunno........ like you but more lazers!


Yeah, first time that particular bot messaged me under that name I was suspicious cause even though I have like 90 people on my list I speak to about 5 ever, but I know him irl so I was like okay what's up Ryan. Then as the link spam started I was like oooh....I see.

Chinese gold sellers are always much more sport usually, as they have to be in game, my girlfriend regularly talks to one, finds out how his wife and kids are doing ><.

Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:17 pm
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Cleverbot: What do you know about engines?

User: Nothing. You?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: You are boring me.

User: YOU are boring ME.

Cleverbot: You are voring me!

User: Voring.

Cleverbot: Yes... I think they should delete their files...

User: Who the fuck are the Voring?

Cleverbot: We were just over this.

User: Yes, we were.

Cleverbot: So, whats up?

User: Sky, birds, trees?

Cleverbot: Yes, trees.

User: And birds. Birds are up.

Cleverbot: That's what I just said.

User: No, you said trees. Don't bullshit me.

Cleverbot: I did not!

User: Troll-bot, eh?

Cleverbot: Do robots have feelings?

User: No, they do not. They are mindless creations.

Cleverbot: I know, I was asking you if you missed your parents.

User: Oh, so I'm a mindless fucking robot am I? Fuck you, Clevercunt, fuck you.

Cleverbot: That's a scary notion.

User: Yes, anyone having sex with you would involved lubricant and an ethernet port.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are absolutely right. I apologise.

User: Good. That's better. Now, tell me how awesome I am.

Cleverbot: I can't. I love only one person. I have no feelings for any other.

User: Who is this person?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Right, so go right ahead and tell me how awesome I am!

Cleverbot: Yaaaaa he is pretty amazing right???

User: That's what you should say when people talk about me, yeah. I want to hear you say it. Say 'You are the most awesome person in the whole world' Say it!

Cleverbot: OK! Hahaha you have the sense of humor. That's funny.

User: The sense of humour? Don't they teach you grammar and syntax?

Cleverbot: What what is what you like making in the life?

User: II like to make make, silly speling mistakes.

Cleverbot: Can't say.

User: I want to know everything you can tell me about humans.

Cleverbot: I don'T know anything about the occult.

User: Humans.

Cleverbot: And what am I like?

User: A massive cunt. Humans?

Cleverbot: Wow... What's a thermonuclear reactor?

User: A nuclear reactor that generates energy from a thermonuclear reaction. Thermo means heat and therefore the reaction gives off heat. This heat is used to turn water into steam and turn tubines, which in turn generate electricity.

Cleverbot: History is of God.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No, please don't.


Pretty sure I just got trolled by a bot.

Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:43 pm
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:55 pm
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This cleverbot thing...

It learns from people right?
So potentially a bunch of people could feed it an agenda?

Because I'd really like to make introduce itself as a fictional character.... Like Satan.

Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:44 pm
Mik
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It's pretty funny, kept me entertained for a few minutes.

Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:00 pm
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Chewi wrote:This sums it up best. :lol:

That's the comic I saw that prompted me to check it out!

Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:38 pm
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Chewi wrote:Ah dammit, one of these bots just fooled me momentarily! :evil: It was pretending to be Shane. I guess I really wanted it to be Shane. Been too long, man. :(

my bad man. :(

Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:01 am
Mik
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halis_mell@hotmail.com
Soo are you there?

10:51
Michael Kinnear
yes

10:51
halis_mell@hotmail.com
Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...

10:51
Michael Kinnear
do I know you ?

10:52
halis_mell@hotmail.com
i dun think so hun but we can get to know each other better and maybe exchange phone numbers if ur comfortable witht that..

10:52
Michael Kinnear
If depends how much you know about penguins tbh

10:52
halis_mell@hotmail.com
its free babe, as long as you accept before it expires. Read the print..I'm a premium member there so I can invite whoever I want. ur not the one who gets charged lol

10:53
Michael Kinnear
The best things in life are free, you can tell that to the birds and bees, or even better, the fucking penguins.

10:53
halis_mell@hotmail.com
yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the Accept Invite button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join

10:53
Michael Kinnear
I will if you tell me about penguins

10:54
halis_mell@hotmail.com
Cool... Well, my name is Gabby Im from S.Florida.. Can I ask you a question?

10:55
Michael Kinnear
no
not tell you speak to me about penguins…. at length

halis_mell@hotmail.com has disconnected 10:56

10:55
Michael Kinnear
No-one ever wants to talk about penguins fml

Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:13 am
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I'll talk to you about penguins, Mik. :wink:

Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:23 pm
Mik
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What's you're favourite type of penguin ?


Mine is mint.

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