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Post by Matt » Mon May 26, 2008 10:25 pm

A few years ago, a member of a forum I post at disappeared rather suddenly. He wasn't missed, he was a weird 18 year old lad who liked Korn, chucky-esque dolls and children. He was training to be a nursery nurse and ran a website for paedophiles who need to come to grips with their problem (I shit you not)

Then, yesterday, someone posted this on the forums.

[url=http://www.burnhamandhighbridgeweeklynews....p?artid=1797425]http://www.burnhamandhighbridgeweeklyne ... id=1797425[/url]

Holy fucking shit. It's twice as bad when you posted with the guy, but I'm scared. Someone hold me, and hold me close. I nominated Mik or Kaos, as I need a mans embrace right now.
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Post by Squirrel » Tue May 27, 2008 12:28 pm

It's shit like this that makes me kill people. Slowly, painfully and with a bucket of salt.
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Post by Mik » Tue May 27, 2008 2:09 pm

lol a man's embrace.


People are twisted they don't all come in easily indetifable 'super evil' character types.
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Post by Matt » Tue May 27, 2008 2:54 pm

I honestly believed he was harmless. I still do. But it's all surreal to read it in the news that he's had a sex change and shit.
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Post by Grip of Death » Wed May 28, 2008 10:29 pm

What was the guy's username here? Ewww...
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Post by Mik » Thu May 29, 2008 8:05 am

No, the only korn fan we allow is Crystal and that's only cause she ain't about much :P. Can't have too many of the depraved bastards.
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Post by Morbid Angel » Thu May 29, 2008 1:54 pm

He was convicted on 20 charges of making decent photographs
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Post by Squirrel » Thu May 29, 2008 6:32 pm

Grip of Death wrote:What was the guy's username here? Ewww...

He was never a member of this forum. Just some random forum that Matt posted at. I think.

Even if he had been a member of this forum, he would have has his penis cut of and his wound rubbed with salt by now. That may or may not would've been done by me.
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Post by Mik » Fri May 30, 2008 8:50 am

It's her greeting to all new guys on the forum.
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Post by H N » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:57 pm

I'd imagine that having a sex change is the last thing you'd want to do after getting sentenced jail time for being a pedophile.
He was convicted on 20 charges of making decent photographs
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Yes, this part is pretty confusing. I suppose the investigators were a big fan of his use of composition when he used little Jimmy's butt hole as a focal point?
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Post by Matt » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:45 am

Yeah, I mentioned that on our forums. Decent photo's of children nude? Were the officers in charge of this case personal fans?

And it wasn't just some random forum, Becky, it's Probably the greatest forum in the world. Yes, a play on the Carlsberg ads =D We've also been LastFF.net, LastOCP.com, LastUpload.com, Delandloper.com (a take on the Dutch "The Wayfarer" painting) Multipolar.co.uk (we'd envisioned a three headed polarbear as a logo called Cerbearus) and rode 404orums.co.uk for a little while too, until we got a new domain.

We're awesome wandering nomad faggots that use /b/ memes but hate the place itself.
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Post by kaos » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:37 am

I love 404 errors.

its my area code.
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Post by Matt » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:10 am

I suspect censorship!
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Post by Narren7 » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:17 am

Lastwolf wrote:No, the only korn fan we allow is Crystal and that's only cause she ain't about much :P. Can't have too many of the depraved bastards.

Hey, I preffer a shitload of other bands over Korn.
Anyhow ugh! X_x
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Post by Mik » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:04 am

lol, you where the only person I could think of :P
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