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Post by Chewi » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:53 pm

My Dad just sent me these scans from a girly mag that hit the shelves today. We and the rest of the family are all a bit shocked because it's about "ex-sex" with my cousin, Richard. :blink: I can't believe they even printed his full name.
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Post by Mik » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:57 pm

yeah full name is a tad trashy, way to go shitty girly mag.


... wait ....


HOLD IT!


my question is thus, why does you Dad buy trashy girly magazines ?
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Post by Chewi » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:59 pm

(22:55:20) Dani: omg I bought that mag today I have it infront of me lol
(22:55:25) James: no way! haha
(22:55:29) James: which one is it?
(22:55:36) Dani: love it
(22:55:40) Dani: only 65p lol
(22:55:45) James: good grief

And my Dad says "I gather a lot of it is made up." :lol:
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Post by Chewi » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:02 pm

Lastwolf wrote:my question is thus, why does you Dad buy trashy girly magazines ?
One of the girls in his office spotted it and the last name gave it away.
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Post by Squirrel » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:04 pm

Looks like Love It...trashy gossipy woman's mag for women with no brains!
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Post by Chewi » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:11 pm

Squirrel wrote:Looks like Love It...trashy gossipy woman's mag for women with no brains!
So, Dani, what's YOUR excuse? :P
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Post by Forgetfuldan » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:13 pm

My excuse is hmm thats how bored I am and more often than not it is full of stories about boob jobs and dibs loves looking at boobs he inspects the mags before I get to read them lol
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Post by Forgetfuldan » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:13 pm

And yea these people are so desperate to sell their stories its the only mag they know they are guaranteed to get in
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Post by Chewi » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:18 pm

According to his sister, his girlfriend gave them permission to use their full names. He was like "What the hell!?" when he found out but by then it was too late. He's told his mum not to read it!
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Post by kaos » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:48 am

he should keep the article in a folder and carry it around with him.

his new pick up line should be "read this"
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Post by Xanien » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:41 am

Hahahahaha . . . hilarious!
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Post by EchoPark » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:42 am

i totally reject that comment becky, its a mag to make ppl feel better than there is sad ppl in this world that sells storys for a quick buck. Half the stories are so funny that its sad XD even i the almighty echo read them to make my life feel better.

And i bet marna is feeling shes got the wrong cousin ... i mean chewi, he looks taller, she says kind, funny and gorgeous .... and i tell ya ur not 2 of them and the 2 ur not is funny and gorgeous XD plus he has musules another thing u lack ... also hair :P .... yep marna at this moment of time is cryin her self to sleep XD nah am kidding at least u have brains ......

XD
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Post by Chewi » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:21 am

Some best friend you are! Marna says I'm funny and gorgeous. :P I've got muscles too, he's just got more cuz he used to be a national swimming champion. Big deal!
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Post by Tartan » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:49 am

<_<
*slaps echo over the head a good few times*
leave my chewi alone!

ive meet richard a few times and i got the impresion he was up his own ass and that really bugged the hell outta me. :blink: no matter how good looking you are if you have yer head up yer ass we anit gona get on well.

but if he that good in the bedroom.... it must run in the family ^_^ hehehe ;)
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Post by Forgetfuldan » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:11 pm

Hehehe Chewi you got any other cousins hiding in the closet?? Echo loves to read these mags he reads them more than I do!
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