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Post by Akrid » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:55 pm

I was taking my lady out for dinner last week on the way there, nature called me and I stopped at a convenience store so that I may "pay the water bill". Doing like everyone does at the public restrooms, I was admiring the ever-amusing artwork and slandering on the walls and then I saw it.....

"For a good time..."

you know how the rest normally goes but to my suprise there was no phone number, instead the rest of the wanted-ad said

"...go to http://www.myspace.com/yaddayaddawhatever the rest of it was"

it was a good thing that I was already standing at the stall, I was so suprised and shocked that I would have made a big mess out of myself. immediately after exiting the restroom I proceeded to the cashier counter, bought a pint of congac, went home and drank myself to sleep to hopefully erase the horrifying revelation that I had just seen earlier in the evening.
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Post by kaos » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:26 pm

emo kids websites are scary.
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Post by Mik » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:41 am

ahhahahaha that's totally awesome. ahhahahahah
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Post by makoman » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:29 pm

go back and get the address
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Post by Akiko » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:00 pm

oh geeze...
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Post by Narren7 » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:28 pm

Was it the lady you was taking outs page? :lol:
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Post by April » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:18 pm

That's amusing. And doesn't surprise me one bit.
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Post by PWX » Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:56 pm

makoman wrote:go back and get the address
I concur.

Although if you think about it, a myspace page really isn't as horrible as a phone number. I remember how pissed I was when I found out an ex of mine had written my phone number on a bathroom stall. At least with myspace you can delete lude comments and keep them from harassing you, but with your phone number you're more vulnerable
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Post by Mik » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:36 pm

not if you forget where it is for long periods of time.
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