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Shroomygirl · Post by **Shroomygirl** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:18 am

When a guy misses you... it's so sweet
Body: GIRL FACTS

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "
she means it.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more than that

GUY FACTS

When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:43 am

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

Replaces

When a guy is not arguing,
He's loving ever inch of you

Post by **Mik** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:21 am

You can never be right when arguing with a women, they don't use logic or have to make sense, it's like trying to beat a helicopter in a swimming race.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:11 am

When a girl is quiet,
Run.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
You had better take a seat

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds,
Run.

When a girl stares at you,
Run.

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:47 pm

is this one of those annoying chain e-mail things?

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:37 pm

quite surprised over the lack of SEX in the guys train of thought.
kinda makes the whole thing look dreamy you know

When Johnny is starring at you.
he's either
a: confused
b: found somthing distracting about the way you look
c: really pissed of at you
d: its just a harmless blank stare that would be given equally to a wall
e: is thinking of the best way to transfer on of your attributes to a pencil sketh
f: imagining you naked AND/OR thinking about sex
g: is just about to clown you somthing awful.
h: just trying to bother you....and its working

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:18 pm

I like d

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:47 pm

OK Johnny, let's fix it all then:

GIRL FACTS

When a girl is quiet,
SHOES!

When a girl is not arguing,
SHOES!

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
SHOES!

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds,
SHOES!

When a girl stares at you,
SHOES!

When a girl lays on your chest,
SHOES!

When a girl calls you everyday,
SHOES!

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
SHOES!

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "
SHOES!

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
SHOES!

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
SHOES!

GUY FACTS

When a guy calls u
SEX!

When a guy is quiet,
SEX!

When a guy is not arguing,
SEX!

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
SEX!

When a guy stares at you,
SEX!

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
SEX!

When a guy calls you everyday
SEX!

When a (good) guy say he loves you
SEX!

When a guy says he can't live without you
SEX!

When a guy says, "I miss you, "
SEX!

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:15 pm

Make "SHOES!" into "MONEY!" and you're a winner.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:45 pm

love the list joe.

Shroomygirl · Post by **Shroomygirl** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:47 am

well then...lets just suck all the warm feeling out of the room...and damnit I can't stop thinking about sex now! THANKS!

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:15 pm

you mean shoes.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:59 pm

aren't they the same thing to most girls?

i've seen a girl touch a pair of shoes and go spontaneously into orgasim.

Shroomygirl · Post by **Shroomygirl** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:13 pm

Ok I am seriously starting to think I am broken or something here...I don't wear shoes unless I have to and those are either my damned work shoes...CURSE YOU SHOES FOR CREWS...or my Converse...thats it...every other time I am in socks or barefoot...jeeesh...I am broken aren't I? *sits confussed*

Post by **Mik** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:22 pm

hmmm seems we have a hippy.