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- Masteroftheweb
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Body: GIRL FACTS
When a girl is quiet,
count your blessings.
When a girl is not arguing,
she's sucking on something.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she's analizing your money to spending ratio.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds,
be glad she's shut the hell up.
When a girl stares at you,
she's thinking about how much she hates being around you.
When a girl lays on your chest,
cop a feel.
When a girl calls you everyday,
order a phone blocker.
When a girl wants to see you everyday,
get a restraining order.
When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "
she means, I'll love you till I destroy you, or run you out of money.
When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she means it litterally, there be bills to pay.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
she means "I miss your cock"
GUY FACTS
When a guy calls you,
he is looking for a BJ.
When a guy is quiet,
he's staring at your breasts.
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes there is no fucking point to arguing since the woman wont listen.
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
he means, I'll be fine, if you give me a moment and a few minutes. fwap fwap.
When a guy stares at you,
he's wondering how tight you $#%%^ is.
When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he wants to to slide downward.
When a guy calls you everyday
he wants to know where his money is.
When a (good) guy say he loves you,
he doesn't know what he's getting into.
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he wants to bang that anytime.
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses the warmth... from DOWNtown!
When a girl is quiet,
count your blessings.
When a girl is not arguing,
she's sucking on something.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she's analizing your money to spending ratio.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds,
be glad she's shut the hell up.
When a girl stares at you,
she's thinking about how much she hates being around you.
When a girl lays on your chest,
cop a feel.
When a girl calls you everyday,
order a phone blocker.
When a girl wants to see you everyday,
get a restraining order.
When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "
she means, I'll love you till I destroy you, or run you out of money.
When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she means it litterally, there be bills to pay.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
she means "I miss your cock"
GUY FACTS
When a guy calls you,
he is looking for a BJ.
When a guy is quiet,
he's staring at your breasts.
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes there is no fucking point to arguing since the woman wont listen.
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
he means, I'll be fine, if you give me a moment and a few minutes. fwap fwap.
When a guy stares at you,
he's wondering how tight you $#%%^ is.
When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he wants to to slide downward.
When a guy calls you everyday
he wants to know where his money is.
When a (good) guy say he loves you,
he doesn't know what he's getting into.
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he wants to bang that anytime.
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses the warmth... from DOWNtown!
- Shroomygirl
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- BoboTheIceMan
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Nope! Not broken at all Atleast, not to me.Shroomygirl wrote:Ok I am seriously starting to think I am broken or something here...I don't wear shoes unless I have to and those are either my damned work shoes...CURSE YOU SHOES FOR CREWS...or my Converse...thats it...every other time I am in socks or barefoot...jeeesh...I am broken aren't I? *sits confussed*
I think we need something actually funny in this thread.
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*imagines Stephy in kinky shoes getting orgasmic* they better be purple....or red.Risika wrote:SHOOOOEES!!! Stephy wants shoes...but then again i tend to think of sex a lot too...as anyone who knows me...hmm..shoes...sex..shoes..sex..i'm sorry my big box of lovely orgasmic shoes, ya'll just don't cut it for me. lmao
- Masteroftheweb
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I own shoes in the triple digit amounts, ranging from custom-made to Payless... and yet, I still tend to wear a pair of 2 dollar flip-flops everyday. It's more comfortable than the crazy 3 inch heels.
But I have this friend in Drama, and when she talks about her shoes and clothes, I think she actually DOES orgasm.
"Okay, these are Steve Madden patent Leather shoes, peekaboo toes, inside is lined with silk, 3 1/2 inch stiletto heel. OH YES! *orgasm* Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, they're midnight black, but I also have a pair of steel blue ones on order that should be coming in by Monday. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. With the blue ones, I'll be able to match my cute olive Hollister peacoat--the one with the faux-fur lined hood attatched, and then I'll wear my suede American Eagle winter gloves which will totally give me an occasion to bring out my new Dolce and Gabana bag! OH YES! BABY! YESSSSS!!! *orgasm x 28128712892*"
It's scarey being around her.
But I have this friend in Drama, and when she talks about her shoes and clothes, I think she actually DOES orgasm.
"Okay, these are Steve Madden patent Leather shoes, peekaboo toes, inside is lined with silk, 3 1/2 inch stiletto heel. OH YES! *orgasm* Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, they're midnight black, but I also have a pair of steel blue ones on order that should be coming in by Monday. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. With the blue ones, I'll be able to match my cute olive Hollister peacoat--the one with the faux-fur lined hood attatched, and then I'll wear my suede American Eagle winter gloves which will totally give me an occasion to bring out my new Dolce and Gabana bag! OH YES! BABY! YESSSSS!!! *orgasm x 28128712892*"
It's scarey being around her.
- Super Goat Weed
- Anti-Hero
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vans
most comfortable sneekers ever.
(tennis shoes for you less cultured :E )
most comfortable sneekers ever.
(tennis shoes for you less cultured :E )
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- Shroomygirl
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- BoboTheIceMan
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