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Masteroftheweb
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Post by Masteroftheweb » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:27 pm

Body: GIRL FACTS

When a girl is quiet,
count your blessings.

When a girl is not arguing,
she's sucking on something.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she's analizing your money to spending ratio.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds,
be glad she's shut the hell up.

When a girl stares at you,
she's thinking about how much she hates being around you.

When a girl lays on your chest,
cop a feel.

When a girl calls you everyday,
order a phone blocker.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
get a restraining order.

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "
she means, I'll love you till I destroy you, or run you out of money.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she means it litterally, there be bills to pay.

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
she means "I miss your cock"

GUY FACTS

When a guy calls you,
he is looking for a BJ.

When a guy is quiet,
he's staring at your breasts.

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes there is no fucking point to arguing since the woman wont listen.

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
he means, I'll be fine, if you give me a moment and a few minutes. fwap fwap.

When a guy stares at you,
he's wondering how tight you $#%%^ is.

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he wants to to slide downward.

When a guy calls you everyday
he wants to know where his money is.

When a (good) guy say he loves you,
he doesn't know what he's getting into.

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he wants to bang that anytime.

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses the warmth... from DOWNtown!
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Post by Shroomygirl » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:55 am

Lastwolf wrote:hmmm seems we have a hippy.

what can I say *shrugs* the name say's it all yall...the name say's it all...
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Post by BoboTheIceMan » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:03 am

Shroomygirl wrote:Ok I am seriously starting to think I am broken or something here...I don't wear shoes unless I have to and those are either my damned work shoes...CURSE YOU SHOES FOR CREWS...or my Converse...thats it...every other time I am in socks or barefoot...jeeesh...I am broken aren't I? *sits confussed*
Nope! Not broken at all :D Atleast, not to me.
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Post by Stephanie » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:41 am

SHOOOOEES!!! Stephy wants shoes...but then again i tend to think of sex a lot too...as anyone who knows me...hmm..shoes...sex..shoes..sex..i'm sorry my big box of lovely orgasmic shoes, ya'll just don't cut it for me. lmao
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Post by Matt » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:03 am

I think we need something actually funny in this thread.
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Post by Squirrel » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:14 pm

Risika wrote:SHOOOOEES!!! Stephy wants shoes...but then again i tend to think of sex a lot too...as anyone who knows me...hmm..shoes...sex..shoes..sex..i'm sorry my big box of lovely orgasmic shoes, ya'll just don't cut it for me. lmao
*imagines Stephy in kinky shoes getting orgasmic* they better be purple....or red.
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Post by Stephanie » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:47 am

Squirrel wrote:*imagines Stephy in kinky shoes getting orgasmic* they better be purple....or red.
Damn, now i'm gonna have to buy me some purple or red shoes, all my actual dress like shoes are black. haha
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Post by Masteroftheweb » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:17 am

"He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past."

I loved that quote... I use to say it all the time in a chat I use to go to.
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Post by Star » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:04 pm

I own shoes in the triple digit amounts, ranging from custom-made to Payless... and yet, I still tend to wear a pair of 2 dollar flip-flops everyday. It's more comfortable than the crazy 3 inch heels.

But I have this friend in Drama, and when she talks about her shoes and clothes, I think she actually DOES orgasm.

"Okay, these are Steve Madden patent Leather shoes, peekaboo toes, inside is lined with silk, 3 1/2 inch stiletto heel. OH YES! *orgasm* Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, they're midnight black, but I also have a pair of steel blue ones on order that should be coming in by Monday. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. With the blue ones, I'll be able to match my cute olive Hollister peacoat--the one with the faux-fur lined hood attatched, and then I'll wear my suede American Eagle winter gloves which will totally give me an occasion to bring out my new Dolce and Gabana bag! OH YES! BABY! YESSSSS!!! *orgasm x 28128712892*"

It's scarey being around her.
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Post by Mik » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:11 pm

I have leather slip on shoes, they fit.
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Post by Squirrel » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:13 pm

I always wear my Skechers
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Post by Super Goat Weed » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:52 am

vans

most comfortable sneekers ever.

(tennis shoes for you less cultured :E )
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Post by Shroomygirl » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:21 am

Vans rock!
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Post by BoboTheIceMan » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:59 pm

Of all the footware I miss the most...

I miss my 'Nam Jungle Boots. Those got my though my 6th to 8th grades...

and what got me though highschool... my solid olive drab army jacket. Man I wish it didn't die on me... *salutes*
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Post by Chewi » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:03 pm

I remember first hearing the term "sneakers" when watching the Care Bears of all things. I thought they were literally for sneaking around in.
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