Hairy Japanese Bastards

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:04 am

They want to be able to kill more whales for "scientific research". Meaning they can't stuff their yellow bellies fast enough.

Save the whales! Kill a Jap!

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:06 am

i wonder why they havent made any whale video games.

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:09 am

Because playing a game like that would make them too thirsty for the juicy whale fat. So they'd have to stop playing or get depressed, which is bad for marketing.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:16 am

i thought it was the eskimo folks who did the whake hunting.

Bogey · Post by **Bogey** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:25 am

Yes, but you see it's not a problem because they're just in small groups of people kinda. Whereas the Japanese do it on a commercial scale which is devastating. And now they want to hunt more species claiming it's for scientific research on whales. That's just bollocks, every other sane country says you can do the research on live whales.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:29 am

they should start "accidently" killing them

"oops...I crashed my subnarine into a whale....didnt see it there"

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:37 am

sounds expensive...

WildCard · Post by **WildCard** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:39 am

why don't they just pull a captain ahab?

Post by **Melana** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:19 am

You forgot the really terrible part.

There are activists in Japan lobbying for whalemeat to be put BACK in japanese schools...and they got there fucking way.

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:32 pm

well we could use some more shorline....

Star · Post by **Star** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:49 pm

kaos wrote:they should start "accidently" killing them

"oops...I crashed my subnarine into a whale....didnt see it there"

We should "accidently" drop a nuclear bomb on them.

"Oops, my finger slipped, and I pressed the button."

Super Goat Weed · Post by **Super Goat Weed** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:39 pm

we did that once on purpose and people are still bitching about it to this day.

i doubt 2 bombs would be easy to explain...

kaos · Post by **kaos** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:44 pm

Well what had happen was...

the guy we put in charge of bombing was looking at porn.
then when his supervisor walked in he franticly started clicking to close out the windows and clicked 1 too many times...

no more japan.

TheenD · Post by **TheenD** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:58 pm

I don't see why they don't just farm them....just section a massive section of the ocean...yeah....

Masteroftheweb · Post by **Masteroftheweb** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:51 pm

Super Goat Weed wrote:we did that once on purpose and people are still bitching about it to this day.

I think the radiation is what made them as perverted as they are today...