Wow.

"Thrust, you must!"

The Beatles - She came in through the Bathroom Window

Call him Jamie. He likes that.

HA HA HA...Metal Bikini!

One thing that reallya nnoyed me was the Honda commercial that had carolers singing "We Wish you a Happy Holiday". Not only does it ruin the flow of the song, but it totally disrespects Christianity. If we're all about equality, why can't we say Merry Christmas? Because it seems like those...

Yes, use the lightsaber to cut the girl in half from inside the vagina.

God, I hate Star Wars.

Ech, at least she wasn't the girl of your dreams. Then dumped you.

It is a horrible, horrible tale. And rage makes my SKIN purple and not my eyes.

Chewi porn?

Evanescence - Further Away (Demo)

Oh my crap!

One day, we'll find out that Lesley is Ben's right hand after all.

And we will all be shocked.

Wrong Account!

Shame on you for leaving him hanging, Les.

BOW CHICKA WOW

See? You blow holes in the guy's pants.

BOW CHICKA WOW

That sounded funnier in my head.

Great, now I want to write SOMETHING.

Should I write something controversial? Hm.